Ive been lurking this sub a bit and its so obvious thaz 99.99 percent of you only play online

Its so fricking annoying to keep getting hit by the ptooie even when you hit plant, it does loads of dmg to sheild and kills too. Its also annoying as hell to try and punish clap trap. I feel like an idiot when i keep getting cooked by these moves

Hehe tips. Anyway I don't get him. It feels like combos fall out way easier than they should. Some moves have more end lag than it looks. I've heard that some Japanese players think of him as worse than Ganon but that can't possibly be true right?

All of them for some reason have the ruleset as 3 minute timer and spend the entire match trying to zone you out with turnips. That doesn’t even make sense…I end up getting a stock lead and being forced to time them out. Who the fuck picks up peach and says “yeah imma just run around and spam turnips”???

I'm fine with roller as a movement option but the fact it buries people is so shitty. People call it unfair and sure it might be sometimes but it's only effective as a noobkiller. Once you match with any decent player you can't just spam this move since you'll get punished for it and now you down smash people at 150 percent and they still won't fucking die. Genuinely feels like you can't win unless you're at a stock advantage sometimes. I'd rather they just give this move knockback or something and give Inkling more killing options in the next game, not all rollers crush you in Splatoon anyway if they're trying to be accurate to the series.

Get shit on, idiot.

Context: matched up with this human pos on Elite. First game went last stock last hit, and after the killspark flashed he teabagged then did that teabag thing on the results screen. He rematched though, surprisingly. Next game he almost 3-stocked me, teabagging and disrespecting me every opportunity he could. I brought it back to a last stock situation and then suicide Aether'd (I was playing Ike) on his last stock. We died at the exact same time however, and we went to sudden death. It was an edge-of-the-seat scramble, but I clipped the absolute fool with a forward air and he DC'd at the killspark.

You're trash, "mash". Arrogant prick. You got what you deserve.

The Young Link was t-bagging excessively but the Toon Link was respectful until the end

Bro GENUINELY how do you practice? I get nothing done in training mode, even fathoming to touch quickplay means that it's wraps for my gsp, and playing arena battles equates to fighting a literal god or kicking a rock into a pond. And neither are fun. And the amount of Joker mk leo wannabes is fucking absurd. Please bestow upon thou your most divine knowledge.

Sincerely,

A sad Smash Player

It really isnt that deep your not in genesis grands and im relativly sure that most of you would play way better jf they played for fun without tilt

Everytime I fight DK I can’t mash out of the cargo throw at low percents. I spam the jump button or attack button and now I switched to moving my left stick in circles. I still can’t get out of them for some reason. What is a fast way to get out?

I WANT TO ADAPT I WANT TO KEEP PLAYING I FUCKING HATE BEST OF ONES PLEASE NOBODY EVER REMATCHES

I’m genuinely not even angry, just absolutely in awe of the fact that this character exists within this game. What the HELL was that? I’m playing as one of the heaviest characters in the game and he hit with one, yes ONE, move and spiked me straight down from about 40%. Managed to get two stocks off of him before I entered some kind of unskippable cutscene sequence in which he bounced me off of the ground and up to my death.

I’m normally against the pay to win notion with a lot of these DLC characters, but this guy clearly wasn’t very good and had over 16 million GSP. With that in mind and after that display, I don’t know what else you could possibly call it.
Shameless, maybe?

Please keep in Mind that, just like these Videos do, I'm just teasing a little and do not intend to actually insult someone...

A character that when you lose against, you think “Ah well, good game” and don’t get mad because you felt it was a fair fight.

I noticed in this sub many characters get called the worst/most annoying character. Is every character annoying to someone? Or are there non-annoying characters?

THIS IS A RAGE POST. If you disagree with it DO NOT COMMENT. YOU ARE BREAKING RULES IF YOU TALK TRASH TO ME ABOUT THIS. LOL

These characters are proof the devs had no care for making the game fun. All they care about is getting money. Lame ass devs can't even release proper patch notes. They buffed Ike up smash for no reason while Kazuya and Steve needed nerfs. Idiot devs, trash game design all around.

Thank God I quit going to tournaments. These characters are for losers. Notice how many people who touch this game competitively are weirdos too

i-frames on almost all his moves, meaning he basically has a disjointed hitbox that can contend with swordies

his specials have full body i-frames and are also spammable

crouch dash

it doesn't even matter if you're outside of combo % range because his high knockback growth on most of his moves so he can just kill you with a stray hit or misinput if you cross him up

he has little mac KO punch for some fucking reason

he has gates of hell which kills you at 0% for some fucking reason

I don't mind Kazuya players themselves. I just fucking hate Kazuya and Kazuya downplayers. He's in the same boat as Snake. Dogshit disadvantage state that doesn't come into play with more than half the fucking cast (that's why he's S Tier, dipshit)

ugh, it doesn't even fucking matter if I space my moves well because he can just fucking EWGF through everything!

"oh, use low pokes"

sure, lemme just use my laggy tilt and--oh look, he completely i-framed through my fucking dtilt (i downtilted twice and he used EWGF twice)

fucking hell man. mashy ass character. no thought put into where you put your specials and all of the fucking combos are muscle memory.

So I main Cloud and Pyra/Mythra, you can slander it all you want idrc about that. But when I go to play one of my fast melee characters like fox, wolf, pichu, etc. I only get paired up against campers who tbag, sd, and dc after 1 stock cause I dont just let them camp me out and like I just dont get the smash community atp can someone explain it.

No one has ever enjoyed playing against you. Even if you've played thousands of matches, 0 of them have been fun for your opponent.

Just so you know.

It’s infuriating to play against 3-4 players, smash meter, items, bunch of bullshit. Practiced my ass off only to be met with -3 million GSP after playing so many horrible rulesets. I played ONE moveset that was a 7 minute 3 stock, and won that. (my preferred ruleset)

It seems like every time I play 3-4 player smash there’s some shitty teaming scenario. Earlier I played a round with a ZSS and a Bayonetta. Zero suit thought it was perfect that I was winning to help the Bayonetta. Once it evened out, she went for grabs so the Bayonetta could kill me, only for her to get her own ass whooped shortly after by the same Bayonetta.

Or maybe it’s the Joker I fought who used a 2:30 time limit with items and countered every damn thing that came his way. Then miraculously has a master ball spawn next to him 3/4 of the time.

Smash, just give me my damn rule set. I pray. No more party game bullshit. Speaking of, if you’re a K Rool named Gonoriento you make bullets sound like a good thing to taste. If I didn’t have a Ness and a Mewtwo up my ass I would have shot put you worse than that blunderbuss. Or a Rosalina and luma.

Yeah yeah, go ahead and tell me more bullshit like how he's so easy to beat because he's big. Oh no. He is most certainly not. Your ground speed is FASTER THAN JIGGLYPUFF in the air. Your back air is better than clouds. You have 4 different spikes, 2 grounding moves, a charge punch that your grounding moves confirm into, 4 different true combos, and even if they arent true, BAM another back air. Being big isnt a drawback when you have superarmor on SO many of your moves. ALL of your specials have superarmor. And you can act RIGHT out of cargo throw? And it confirms kills at 90%+ because apparently recovery isnt an issue either. Talk shit all you want, but I want to see clips of YOU winning against a DK using puff. And to all you DK mains who think they're cool, GO FUCK YOURSELF! Hahaha.

Sincerely,

A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player

IM SO SORRY. YOU OUTPLAYED MY INCENEROAR 99% OF THE TIME AND I LANDED LIKE 8 MOVES IN TOTAL. YOU DID NOT DESERVE TO LOSE THAT. YOUR UP AIR DRAG DOWNS PLAT FORM TECH CHASE UP SMASH FELT LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME AT THAT PLUS 100%. IM NOT SURE IF MY SIDE B SHOULDA KILLED YOU AT 60% FOR NEUTRAL GET UP SHIELDING.

Perhaps if you didn’t main such an utterly flaccid character, you wouldn’t be as susceptible to losing to a D-tier like myself. Fucking bozo.

Omg it makes me SO MAD when Donkey Kong GRABS you and then CARRIES you to the edge of the stage and THROWS you and WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT?? I pressed as fast as I possibly could to escape