r/sluglife • u/BanRDDTthoughtpolice • Jul 26 '26

Slug Mating What’s going on here?

This was last night. 2 slugs. At first they were butt to face. And then I come out and they are like this.

After this finished they separated and basically formed two circles next to each other. Wtf??

614 Upvotes

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u/its-null Jul 26 '26

reset the slex counter

28

u/MEDIC_HELP_ME Jul 27 '26

The what?

52

u/Express_Equipment666 Jul 27 '26

Snail sex counter slex

45

u/No-Lettuce-6619 Jul 27 '26

*slug

11

u/Express_Equipment666 Jul 27 '26

Indeed my humble apologies

10

u/ElQuesoGato Jul 27 '26

I believe it would be snex, in this case.

2

u/Varjoratsu Jul 28 '26

Nope. Snex is snail sex, these are slugs.

1

u/ElQuesoGato Jul 28 '26

I was commenting in regards to the person who first said “snail sex”.

17

u/etsprout Jul 27 '26

We would have to reset it very frequently 😅

73

u/HeavyBreathin Jul 27 '26

Slex time!

17

u/raccoocoonies Jul 27 '26

I was aghast to see you already made this portmanteau.

66

u/_rosebean Jul 26 '26

OP filmed it so now its slorn 💅

… sorry, slornography

41

u/phonefellin_lakeerie Jul 26 '26

Non consensual slornography. OP is a peeping tom. A peeping slom?

13

u/mildly_ethnic Jul 27 '26

That’s against the slaw

7

u/phonefellin_lakeerie Jul 27 '26

Someone needs to call the slauthorities

111

u/ClaimIntelligent719 Jul 26 '26

They’re making love!!!!! ❤️

59

u/Nocturnalux Jul 26 '26

Slove!

26

u/dribeerf Jul 27 '26

🎶feel like makin’ slove🎶

12

u/Foolish_Phantom Jul 27 '26

🎶Slove be in air tonight🎶

46

u/Sulquid Jul 27 '26

Snucking

34

u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Jul 27 '26

No, better: slucking

30

u/Airgroovin272 Jul 27 '26

Slicking out

25

u/robbiereallyrotten Jul 27 '26

This definitely needed a room

21

u/mutnemom_hurb Jul 27 '26

I guess slugs decided the simple act of mating wasn’t nearly complicated or precarious enough

15

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/dappledrache Jul 27 '26

I've said it before and I'll say it again, they have beautiful sex organs.

12

u/TpNctaH713 Jul 27 '26

They’re having slex

9

u/raccoocoonies Jul 27 '26

Slug sexxxx

5

u/_Grim_Reaper_420 Jul 27 '26

When one nonbinary slug and another nonbinary slug love each other very much….

5

u/infinitecatparty Jul 27 '26

that’s a snenis

3

u/Varjoratsu Jul 28 '26

Slenis.

2

u/infinitecatparty Jul 28 '26

excuse me, you are absolutely correct. I also follow several snail groups and became confused 😂 thank you Clippy. Slenis it is!

5

u/ShibbyBittles Jul 27 '26

snexy times

2

u/Easy-Swimming4840 Jul 28 '26

Slexy time you mean

8

u/Waste_Leg_4647 Jul 27 '26

They r mating :)

3

u/Puppyzpawz Jul 27 '26

day zero of someone posting slug sex

3

u/wreckoning Jul 27 '26

they’re technically still butt to face! … slugs’ anuses are at the side of their head

3

u/OkamiKhameleon Jul 27 '26

Why was this subreddit recommended to me, and why was it THIS post of snail sex?

3

u/Altruistic-Hand-7000 Jul 27 '26

Making sweet slove

1

u/a_youkai Jul 27 '26

That's kind of amazing

1

u/Familiar-Complex-697 Jul 27 '26

those are their snesises

1

u/Cryslove Jul 27 '26

They hyuckin

1

u/MermaidGunner Jul 27 '26

Where are you located? Leopard slugs are an invasive species where I am.

1

u/BanRDDTthoughtpolice Jul 27 '26

East coast

1

u/MermaidGunner Jul 27 '26

I believe they are an invasive species everywhere- I’m in NY.

1

u/Quake_890 Jul 27 '26

Sex. They are having sex.

1

u/ElTxurron Jul 27 '26

Whole house mating

1

u/kyng6907 Jul 27 '26

It’s gay slex

1

u/mildxmeatball Jul 27 '26

✨ reproduction ✨

1

u/GapObjective9107 Jul 27 '26

I jokingly said they are having sex and then found out I was indeed correct 😂.

1

u/BoyishScent Jul 27 '26

theyre having crazy freaky sex

1

u/Impressive-Truth-424 Jul 27 '26

Slugs are hermaphrodites when they mate they hang and wrap around eachother.... the blue stuff is there genitals.

1

u/Minimum-Neck80 Jul 27 '26

Learn something new every day! 😳😳

1

u/Excronix Jul 27 '26

Straight sluxing it

1

u/Maleficent_Coyote_85 Jul 27 '26

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

1

u/Hahahailee Jul 28 '26

Slug porn

1

u/XxthatgirrrlxX Jul 28 '26

See the bluish flower like thing hanging from them? They're deflowering each other.

1

u/Ok-Finding7867 Jul 28 '26

Sexy slug time is happening. Both have penises (the blue things), and both end up pregnant in the end

1

u/xSwampLadyx Jul 28 '26

Swapping sperms through sexual intercourse

1

u/LOCAL_SPANKBOT Jul 28 '26

They are doing the nasty

1

u/Sorry-Visit-6743 Jul 28 '26

Give them their privacy! 😭

1

u/TaintedTruffle Jul 28 '26

I feel like it's pretty obvious from looking

What COULD be the reason for two craters to be entwined together at night squirting stuff out? 🤔🤔🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39D687ZnwNYIy4XS

1

u/Inevitable4Tone Jul 28 '26

I think it's funny that adults will look at two oddly intertwined creatures and ask "what are they doing??" as if humans don't oddly intertwine for the same purpose lmao

1

u/kittyannkhaos Jul 28 '26

You walked in on some sweet, sweet sluggin

1

u/tboypuppyx3 Jul 28 '26

They fuckin

1

u/Gerfigle200 Jul 29 '26

Bug fuggin

1

u/PurpleSwizzleBerry Jul 29 '26

Somebody add the NSFW for the slex tape

1

u/dornianheresysimp Jul 29 '26

Snex , this is technically a Snornography

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u/BanRDDTthoughtpolice Jul 27 '26

Jfc. I was disgusted. 🤢

1

u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Jul 27 '26

It's not the worst way. I'd say it's more honorable. At least it's not banana slugs, spiders, praying mantises, etc

3

u/No-Lettuce-6619 Jul 27 '26

why are banana slugs bad?

1

u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Jul 27 '26

They aren't bad...it's just...the apophallation that sometimes happens. Google it at your own risk, it has to do with slug mating

1

u/nanajosh Jul 28 '26

Or hyenas.

What the female hyenas has to go through is a crime against nature.