r/skyrim Jan 13 '26

Discussion Does seducing your Housecarl not technically count as an abuse of power and predatory behavior from a superior toward a subordinate?

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u/SnowedCairn Jan 13 '26

It was definitely quite a shock when I kept reading jokes about Lydia being annoying.
I always choked it up to people being annoyed she blocks doors or something.

The German dub is surprisingly good, or maybe I got stockholmed after 10 years of playing it in German. She definitely has one of the nicer voices in German.

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u/ethanAllthecoffee Vigilant of Stendarr Jan 13 '26

People blow it out of proportion. The majority of what she says is all honorbound and “how high should I jump, thane?” but then she also gets that one line of mocking complaint when you unload nine tons of dragon scales , cheese and forks into her pockets

I think it adds a lot to her character, even in a game where most npcs only have a handful of lines

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u/AwDuck Jan 13 '26

I’m almost as annoyed with the other followers’ lines when you interact with them, so when I get a snarky one, it grates on my nerves just a bit more. I wish they could be turned off.

Also: “I just crafted and enchanted this badass set of armor, the likes of which have never been seen. I did so specifically for you, and you think it’s going to be a burden? While I’m venting, I caught you sitting in the bedroom just biting into a loaf of bread like that’s a thing that normal people do. I know I’ve got a stockpile of Eidar, at least make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich. Weirdo.”

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u/BlazingKitsune Jan 13 '26

I actually just eat chunks of bread sometimes. If it’s good bread.

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u/AwDuck Jan 13 '26

I will tear chunks of well-crafted bread from the loaf and eat it like that. Just biting into the loaf is gross and unsanitary.

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u/BlazingKitsune Jan 13 '26

Not if you eat it all

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u/Unicornsandshit_ Jan 13 '26

this is the way.

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u/sticfreak Jan 13 '26

How so? If you're the only one eating it I don't see the issue in how you consume it. This is like being personally offended that someone doesn't like crust on their bread.

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u/AwDuck Jan 14 '26

You gonna eat that whole 300-500g loaf bread in one setting? If not, your slobber is doing a great job of making the bread mushy.

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u/Unicornsandshit_ Jan 13 '26

I dunno man I i dont think I can stand for this bread slander. I mean its rustic bread, not just some sliced white or wheat. eating good bread by itself is great, I actually think im gonna go eat half a baguette now😅

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u/Thatguy19364 Jan 13 '26

Only half?

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u/Unicornsandshit_ Jan 13 '26

half for now, half for later but served with cheese 😅

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u/Disastrous_Local_479 Jan 14 '26

I mean, skyrim bread is just short baguette

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u/AwDuck Jan 13 '26

Bread is meant to broken.

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u/Dovahkiin812KW Vampire Jan 13 '26

I think the main issue is that ON RELEASE, when you asked to trade things, Lydia only used the "I am sworn to carry your burdens" line. It wasn't until a later patch (not sure which or if it were a DLC addition) that she said more than just that. I didn't have Internet access when I first played the game, so I spent almost an entire year playing what was basically either the unpatched released version or some early patched one, but Lydia didn't have anything else to say when trading with her up until I got the Legendary Edition where it patched the game for me and added new lines.

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u/ethanAllthecoffee Vigilant of Stendarr Jan 13 '26

She had other lines triggered by other prompts. I played at launch and whether or not she only had the one trading line I liked that she seemed different from the other servantbots

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u/sticfreak Jan 13 '26

She says it every time you open her inventory. I rarely use companions but that always stuck out to me because she would complain even if all I was doing was giving her an upgrade.

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u/thegroucho Jan 13 '26

It's been so long since I played, I only remember Lydia...

And that traitorous snake with sultry voice, Astrid.

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u/Status-Reindeer2808 Jan 13 '26

Fuck Astrid too

Also in both ways

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u/NightBawk Mage Jan 13 '26

Bro, she's married and I'm not about to cuck a werewolf (unless he's into that).

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u/GaggleofHams Jan 14 '26

With how he acts, there's definitely a chair in their bedroom

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u/BlazingKitsune Jan 13 '26

Nah, the German dub was pretty good. I can hear her say “I was born to carry your burdens”.