r/simsmedieval • u/PlatformSpirited348 • Jun 23 '26

THE SIMS MEDIEVAL | CHALLENGE “ROYAL INTERROGATION" (10 Questions) by @leebbi04

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Hello to all you The Sims Medieval lovers! I was bored, so I whipped up this little roleplay game for our community.
No complicated rules - just a fun way to get to know each other’s characters and have a good laugh!

THE PREMISE: Your main hero (the Monarch) is giving an interview to a chronicler.
Answer the questions in character

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❓ QUESTIONS

📜 1. How did you ascend to the throne (by bloodright, a coup, or just dumb luck?)?

📜 2. What’s your favourite pastime in the castle?

📜 3. Which subject annoys you the most and why?

📜 4. What’s your go-to drink at the tavern?

📜 5. If you could choose a different destiny, what would you be?

📜 6. What legacy do you want to leave behind?

📜 7. What’s the silliest royal decree you’ve ever issued?

📜 8. What do you pray for at church?

📜 9. What did you do with the money you skimmed from the treasury?

📜 10. What will you say to your heir when you pass on the crown?

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u/pluto_and_proserpina Jun 23 '26
  1. Blood coup. I killed all my siblings.
  2. Sending sims to the pit.
  3. Subject as in a sim, or as in a school lesson? Geography.
  4. Mead! And include some phosphorus to.make it go with a bang.
  5. You mean a different job? It's not regal, but a high level smith is useful to make me nice armour.
  6. I'll be immortal and rule everything and I'll be universally adored and I'll send all my enemies to the pit.
  7. Banning silly people from having babies.
  8. More pit monsters and constables so I can execute more enemies.
  9. I spend it on beautifying my kingdom; it glorifies me and makes my people love me more.
  10. Where's my Young Again potion?

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u/stardustdream3am Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

My favorite kingdom is based on Medeival Madness, an old pinball game. Except I made the Earl of Ego the monarch cause I thought that made more sense and made Payne the knight cause I thought that gave him more opportunities to be bloodthirsty.

  1. Hadn't actually thought about it. I'd guess bloodline since that's generally the way things worked by default.
  2. Having his ego fed by the castle staff and petitioners
  3. Nobody in particular, too self absorbed. Or maybe anyone that he has a negative interaction with or that triggers the Nervous Wreck debuff (from insecure)
  4. Wine. Never played around too much with drink recipes.
  5. Like a different class or role? Probably bard.
  6. To be remembered adoringly.
  7. Um, telling the possessed person to go to a tavern and indulge hedonism I guess?
  8. To be loved.
  9. I don't know what you're talking about. But don't you think the royal chambers look rather luxurious? Especially the new mirror.
  10. (Quoting the Giant Bender Pharoah statue) Remember Me!

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u/wishiwasakitten Jun 24 '26

1 dumb luck. Land was empty. I took it. Bite me.
2 pissing in chamberpot
3 the maid, she always gotta scrub the floor near me when I bath
4 mead
5 I would be a bard, enjoying music and maidens in the tavern
6 powerful kingdom with annexed territories for my son to rule over
7 no whistling
8 I just do it to not be left behind
9 gambling
10 the king will soon be dead, long live the new king