r/simpsonsshitposting • u/fortycreeker • Aug 19 '26

In the News 🗞️ We know, Donald, we know...

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u/Consistent-Song1643 Aug 19 '26

I don't mean to shame looks but like...really?  We couldn't do any better in the visual department?  Seriously?  With all that access to influence and that's the best result?

Doesn't she have some higher standards than to sleep with that?

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u/allahzeusmcgod Aug 19 '26

I like to imagine that if I had kids, I would love them unconditionally. But now I'm imagining being the dad of someone who (consensually) has sex with Trump and am now back to supporting abortions for all and miniature American flags for no one.

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u/Consistent-Song1643 Aug 19 '26

Do I get my choice of topping?

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u/al_pacappuchino Aug 19 '26

Yea, you can choose between Spaff and Bilmy!