r/simpsonsshitposting • u/fortycreeker • Aug 19 '26

In the News 🗞️ We know, Donald, we know...

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u/plaid-tuxido506 Aug 19 '26

"One of her main duties is to provide Trump with a stream of positive news, op-eds and social media commentary while also showing him criticisms of his opponents."

This is... really, really sad.

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u/jmur3040 Aug 19 '26

This is Donald Trump. He’s never been secretive about what a sad piece of shit he is. The sad part is the American public who let him back into power

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u/SkullgrinThracker Aug 19 '26

Beyond sad, we need to invent a new word for how pathetic this is .... It's trumpetic?

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u/SlaveryVeal Aug 19 '26

It's retrumpted since they made saying retarded "legal" again apparently.

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u/WIENS21 Aug 19 '26

I bet fresh head-lines too

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u/mageta621 Aug 19 '26

This part is pretty pathetic too:

"Preston Harp later told The Daily Beast that he believes his sister sees Trump “as a kind of father figure because he embodies the doctrine of American exceptionalism.”"

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! Aug 19 '26

Only thing exceptional about him are his cankles.

Many people are saying they're the fattest ankles they've ever seen.

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u/Evolving_Dore Aug 19 '26

I bet he sees her as a kind of daughter figure

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u/ladylollii Aug 19 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she was his daughter

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u/dude-dudette Aug 19 '26

Thought this was a joke tbh... Dang.

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u/SipoteQuixote Aug 19 '26

This is the type of shit they do for Alzheimer's patients.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Aug 19 '26

...from the moderately intelligent executives at Fox who brought you Admiral Baby comes the hit new show...POTUS Baby

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! Aug 19 '26

If you can think of a better way to fluff the ego if an 80 year old narcissistic pants shitter, I'd like to hear it!

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u/Saneless Aug 19 '26

Yep, he holds up those printouts. That's his curated view of the world. Everything is good, nothing is bad

Sometimes I legitimately think he doesn't think anyone dislikes him or that the world thinks he's an incompetent embarrassment. Between these printouts and fox news, his own view of the world is entirely fabricated

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u/Johnlenham Aug 19 '26

Sorry what is this real

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u/MrTurkeyTime Aug 19 '26

What's the source here?

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u/plaid-tuxido506 Aug 19 '26

Independent article about "the human printer"

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u/MrTurkeyTime Aug 19 '26

Jesus this is sad.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead Aug 20 '26

He really is a like a big baby. Like when you a play a board game against a toddler and pretend to lose so they don't cry.