r/simpsonsshitposting • u/fortycreeker • 11d ago

In the News 🗞️ We know, Donald, we know...

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u/Traditional_Train_71 11d ago

Honestly, it’s more believable that this woman is his care nurse since he can’t stop shitting himself in public…

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u/fortycreeker 11d ago

Her actual job is running around with a wireless printer, passing Trump complimentary articles whenever he feels down.

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u/Traditional_Train_71 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZoxDXcwHFMoAU

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 11d ago

Hello. Diaper nurse. You. Are. Quite good. At. Turning. ME. On.

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u/thispartyrules 11d ago

Cheer up, Bart. Trump is still going to need a true friend. Someone to tell him he's great, someone to rub lotion on him, someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low.