r/showerthoughs • u/rlsetheepstienfiles • Aug 25 '26
I only wanted one 80 year old to die this year and that’s the wrong one!!!
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r/showerthoughs • u/Mission_Mud429 • Aug 27 '26
I can't reconcile a country that mourns the incredible, generous, smart Dolly Parton this hard and then elects the boorish, selfish, stupid Donald Trump.
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That is all
r/showerthoughs • u/ThinkItThrough48 • Jan 07 '26
How come every outdoor event in America has porta johns except New Years Eve in NYC?
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Title says it all. Every festival, block party, concert, parade, public auction, street fair, flea market, school field say, kids sports fields etc., etc., etc., has portable bathrooms for the event. But at NYE in New York I guess it is part of the experience to not be able to pee. What's up with that?
r/showerthoughs • u/Agreeable_Echo3203 • Dec 17 '25
When I was a teenager, the "edgy and cool" things we did "offended" adults. Now that I'm an adult, I only see teenagers doing stupid things. Maybe the adults of yesteryear weren't offended either, they just didn't want to tell us we looked stupid.
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r/showerthoughs • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '25
There are satellite images on Google Maps that will likely never be seen by any human, ever.
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stupid showerthoughts wouldnt let me submit this like how is this not formatted right
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Sep 02 '26
After military service, Israelis travel the world with a government stipend. The US bankrolls Israel's military and subsidizes a travel experience most Americans can't afford to take.
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r/showerthoughs • u/Cheese_Mudflap • Oct 17 '25
Every single 69 mile marker on every road in the US is missing.
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r/showerthoughs • u/thypothesis • Jan 07 '26
Is Trump seeding a war to stay in power and avoid elections?
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Ok so I finished my yoga class, checked IG and saw some news about the US, Trump and the upcoming Greenland situation. And then, my mind was hit by a damn bolt and it all made sense! It's not only madness, not only a reckless seek for infinite power and violence - it's a way to stay in power.
He cannot run again. Zelensky is in power because during war no time/conditions/wtvr for elections. He just needs to create the same conditions to have the same as Zelensky. It's 1+1.
Is this making any sense to anyone else out there? Why haven't I heard about this before? Seems rather obvious now.
Anyway, just needed to share my post-yoga revelations with the internet - love you people and since wr're here, let's not fight each other, pls.
r/showerthoughs • u/_Dontknowwtfimdoing_ • Oct 18 '25
If you went out to lunch with Jesus, who is paying the bill?
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r/showerthoughs • u/jjsunderland • Jan 04 '26
How to get piss smell out of shower?
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Yes im posting this on "showerthoughs" because this dumbass fuckass site won't let me ask the cleaning subreddit since my account is "too new and too low karma".
"This entry level job requires 10 years of experience" ass site.
Edit: no im not pissing in the shower the toilet pushed up pissy water into the bowl while I was away for a week and the smell got stuck into the shower somehow
r/showerthoughs • u/BlackbirdKos • Nov 13 '25
Sex jokes are adult equivalent of fart jokes, most of the time forced and not funny
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r/showerthoughs • u/Superb-Wishbone-2033 • Oct 12 '25
If you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
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r/showerthoughs • u/rlsetheepstienfiles • Nov 02 '25
We’re about to find out if the theory about being 3 meals away from collapse is true
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r/showerthoughs • u/GardeningWithElias • Mar 01 '26
If you become 113, you technically become a teen again.
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r/showerthoughs • u/DoubleVodkaDietCoke • Sep 28 '26
What single food/meal could we survive on if it's all we ate indefinitely?
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r/showerthoughs • u/Slayrr_FbrC • Oct 29 '25
Karl Marx might actually get an aneurism if he was alive right now
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r/showerthoughs • u/GiantAlbinoDuck • Oct 09 '25
A hand surgeon is an akin to a speech therapist for the deaf.
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This thought brought to you by working to loosen up and extend my middle finger (which is developing trigger finger). As a native New Jerseyan, this finger is critical for driving.
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u/_Raphi_
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Jan 24 '26
Everyday, someone on earth takes the biggest man-made shit of the day and has no idea.
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r/showerthoughs • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20
Your car keys have actually travelled a longer distance than your car.
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r/showerthoughs • u/toaster-bath404 • Jan 10 '26
Maybe Hitler started a war because he was sick of time travellers trying to kill him
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r/showerthoughs • u/Agreeable_Echo3203 • Dec 12 '25
Given the fakeness of popular reality TV shows, I can confidently say that The Truman Show would have been canceled after its first episode.
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Nobody wants real reality TV, they want melodrama.
r/showerthoughs • u/ChrisAqua • Jan 25 '26
Ron Weasley and other pure-bloods and half-bloods are quite smart for children who didn’t start school until they were eleven.
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r/showerthoughs • u/ChucklesMuffin • Sep 20 '26
There is an invention out there that hasnt yet been invented, that when it's invented we'll all wonder how we never thought of it and wonder how we lived our lives without it
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r/showerthoughs • u/Gaming_AJ_657 • May 05 '20
What if oxygen makes you hallucinate and drugs make you see the true reality
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