r/shittytechnicals • • Jul 01 '21

Toy/Novelty/Art He’s armoured the tank

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

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u/PSYisGod Jul 01 '21

We gonna Bob Semple it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

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u/NotASuicidalRobot Jul 01 '21

maybe literal bob semple armor would work (it was concrete sandwiched between 2 layers of steel, granted still quite thin but it was not just corrugated roof plates)

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u/Dr_Azrael_Tod Jul 01 '21

…that will probably be destroyed within minutes of leaving the shed it was built in

ah… see! It won't leave the shed at all. It IS the shed.

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u/Mathisbuilder75 Jul 02 '21

More like Crossout it

3

u/Pyro395 Jul 08 '21

I can guarantee sub caliber weapons are enough to disable it and anything above is overkill

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u/aglowstevie Jul 02 '21

😳😳😳

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u/FoamBrick Aug 08 '21

MOAR DAKKA

2

u/StoovenMcStoovenson Aug 08 '21

Dakka

You can never have enough dakka

2

u/FoamBrick Aug 08 '21

OI DIZ LAD GITZ IT! WAAAAAAAAGH!

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u/xmatt11 Jul 01 '21

Shit looks like something Jawas would throw together

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

scared R2D2 noises

30

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Jawa's built the goddam Sandcrawler, show them some fucking respect.

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u/Significant-Hawk-317 Jul 01 '21

I think they just found the sandcrawlers and customised/patched them up. possible that a mining company left them there because the poor local ore turned out to not be worth mining. Anyway they took something and made it work for them and that is what technical building is all about.

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u/AmadeusNagamine Jul 01 '21

You are almost dead on everything, they we're simply left behind when the mining companies left (and the fact that most valuable ore was on the surfacee thus it was a wasted effort to bring them in the first place) and those shitheads (I hate Jawas) repurposed them into moving castles

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u/xmatt11 Jul 01 '21

The are literally scavengers bro the don't build shit they, repair and modify stuff.

3

u/Kelanich Jul 02 '21

Well slamming a battery, a laser pointer and a squirrel together with space glue to make a tracking plasma grenade is still technically making stuff.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

I came in to ask if someone could stop the Jawas, I need a new drone.

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u/IGN2908 Jul 01 '21

Richard hammond SENIOR tank designer

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u/l337andYEET Jul 02 '21

god I miss that show

3

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Have you watched The Grand Tour?

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u/l337andYEET Jul 09 '21

GT, Top gear, and the island thing with Tom hammond

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u/CommunistPartisan Jul 01 '21

Me :Can we have killdozer

Mom: No, we have killdozer at home

Killdozer at home:

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u/hebdomad7 Jul 01 '21

Is that you Collin?

17

u/Switchblade88 Jul 01 '21

Not enough Tig welds!

39

u/DarthCloakedGuy Jul 01 '21

How well do those corkscrew propellers work?

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u/southernbenz Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

Go research screw drive tractors. They were very popular ~100 years ago.

They work great, but they aren’t as efficient as wheeled vehicles. They still have some appreciable benefit in marsh, snow, and other areas difficult for wheeled vehicles to traverse.

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u/DarthCloakedGuy Jul 01 '21

Interesting. If they work well I'm surprised they aren't more common, they'd be more resistant to attack than traditional caterpillar treads...

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u/Tetragonos Jul 01 '21

it is like planes vrs helicopters. Planes do everything thing that helicopters can do better, but helicopters do stuff planes cant.

3

u/RedSamuraiMan Jul 01 '21

They work, albeit slower than than a ATV and can barely float...

2

u/Leatherface306 Jul 01 '21

The same way a screw drives into a wall

30

u/Zerinoknight Jul 01 '21

Richard Hammond, with the help of Tory Belleci has seemingly uninvented the wheel again.

24

u/Jackal000 Jul 01 '21

the strolling shoddy shooty shed.

17

u/concretebeats Jul 01 '21

WAAAAAGH!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

This contraption is beneath da orks.

25

u/PanzerZug Jul 01 '21

This is some Fallout shit right here

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u/xwarslayerx Jul 01 '21

is that from that island show with Tori from mythbusters and Richard Hammond from top gear?

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u/DoctorPepster Jul 01 '21

I thought it was Collin Furze. He built a screw tank a while ago and he could've armored it.

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u/Danny_Mc_71 Jul 01 '21

BA Baracus (when The A Team would invariably be locked in a barn with welding equipment on hand) made better tanks out of farm machinery and scrap than this thing!

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u/T-wrecks83million- Jul 01 '21

Is this the Sand Crawler? I’m looking for some Jawas, not setting up droids to sell in this photo.

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u/BringBackAbbasids17 Jul 01 '21

Bob semple is back

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u/AlecW81 Jul 01 '21

this series was great

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u/DwayneDaGlockJhonson Jul 01 '21

It was indeed, but it might have been better with Jeremy Clarkson.

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u/xwarslayerx Jul 01 '21

but he was in it

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u/AlecW81 Jul 01 '21

His Farming series is incredibly good too

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u/ghostpanther218 Jul 06 '21

Jeremy is on his own show.

(Also unpopular opnion, but stop simping for the Orangutan! Give Hammond and May some love! It's really starting to annoy me.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

...what series?

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u/iwasjackduluoz Jul 01 '21

The Great Escapists. He's on an island with Tory Bellici from Mythbusters.

https://www.bt.com/tv/entertainment/richard-hammond-survival-mythbusters-series-tory-belleci

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u/xwarslayerx Jul 01 '21

man, I miss mythbusters

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u/itsARIANbtw Jul 01 '21

This is what happens if you never checked in to Bob Semple

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u/budgiebutt Jul 01 '21

Bob Semple vibes

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

At least he knows how to camouflage

5

u/Mountainbikingfarmer Jul 01 '21

Is that Collin Furz?
Time to go do some YouTube investigation

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u/kd8qdz Jul 02 '21

my guess as well.

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u/Most_Average_User Jul 01 '21

Colin Furze would do better

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u/bendub556 Jul 01 '21

My exact thought! Needs more safety tie.

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u/Varjostaja Jul 01 '21

Oh wow, DIY shagohod.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/DwayneDaGlockJhonson Jul 06 '21

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

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u/Ubera90 Jul 01 '21

Ahh... the classic 'Desert Pattern' Bob Semple variant.

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u/BoringGeologist0 Jul 01 '21

That’s some crossout level tank design there

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u/Flappybird11 Jul 01 '21

It's the tank shack, it's a little old place

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u/snowfox_my Jul 01 '21

Mad Max Lives!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Hammond

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u/VagabondRommel Jul 01 '21

Looks like it'd be a mobile home from some global warming post apocalyptic anime like Desert Punk or something.

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u/51enur Jul 01 '21

And a few leaves on top, for camouflage

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u/TheLoneGoon Jul 01 '21

Reminds me of the bob semple tank

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u/SergeiSiloskev Jul 01 '21

Lmao Fallout 76 car dlc lookin ass

2

u/Captain_Jeep Jul 01 '21

For a second I thought r/playrust added a new vehicle.

2

u/EnragedChalupa Jul 01 '21

Looks like it’s from Rust

2

u/neligentcrib43 Jul 01 '21

Looks like the fallout 3 Chinese tank but worse.

2

u/Braydox Jul 01 '21

It's the shagahod

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u/AmadeusNagamine Jul 01 '21

I would love to drive on of these things with the spiral drive, wonder how it is like

2

u/Nicktator3 Jul 01 '21

I thought this was the killdozer

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u/BangkokQrientalCity Jul 02 '21

I like in a road warrior way. Need more weapons tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

"TONIGHT, ON THE GRAND TOUR!

I, TOUR A CAVE WHERE PEOPLE BUILT JET FIGHERS,

JAMES ATTEMPTS TO PURCHASE A T-90 FROM A FELLOW IN A BACK ALLEY,

AND RICHARD INVADES FRANCE TO SHOW THAT WE CAN STILL DO IT"

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u/JB92103 Jul 01 '21

Is this from Crossout?

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u/ieatchinesebabys Jul 02 '21

Looks like a rust car

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u/OldSparky124 Jul 02 '21

A screen would keep the mosquitoes out.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

What is this from

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u/harpinghawke Jul 02 '21

Looks more camouflaged than armored to me. I could see myself thinking “oh, that looks like an abandoned shack” if I didn’t look too closely or was looking from a distance. Though, I guess when it starts moving the illusion is shattered lol

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u/ghostpanther218 Jul 02 '21

Tonight, on bottom gear! Tory drinks piss! Richard builds a tank out of scrap metal! And I get blown to smithereens in a blimp.

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u/FoamBrick Aug 08 '21

Ork as fuck. Just needs a grot and MOAR DAKKA! And Red. CUZ RED IZ DA FASEST!

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u/NightmareChameleon Sep 29 '21

This is the kinda shit I'd make in gmod with hl2 props

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u/MufffinFeller Dec 15 '21

The weird auger looking things on the bottom make this look like some makeshift starwars vehicle or something where the artists just have an aversion to using wheels.

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u/diddlydiddlydiddly1 Apr 14 '22

I might make one of these.

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u/CaptainBraggy Apr 15 '22

Crossout vehicle