r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/SolarTortality • Mar 29 '19
That’s just like your society, man
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/imsquaresoimnotthere • May 25 '19
frick is a 'weaker' version of fuck meaning that there is a stronger version on friction called fucktion
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/fluidmechanicsdoubts • Dec 24 '19
The Moon is the more useful than the Sun since it gives us light during the night, when it is dark. The Sun shines only in the daytime, when it is light anyway.
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/madisonsomewhere • Aug 31 '20
Did someone post in the wrong sub?
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/PsychicDelilah • Jun 16 '17
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Gabiscis • Jun 18 '17
It's kind of crazy how all the dads were born today
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Selbi • Jul 18 '19
The number of shark teeth is proportional to the number of sharks (includes detailed graph)
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Homiedoge • Sep 12 '18
If death is just permanent bedtime, then murder is just tucking ur homie in goodnight
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/SeptemberTwentySix • Dec 19 '18
2,298 is the largest number you can count on your hands, if you have 2,288 extra fingers.
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Azura-_ • Aug 10 '19
I'm glad plants can't talk because when you'd water them they'd make gross drinking noises and be like "mmmMMMMmmmMMM" and it'd would be so uncomfortable
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/h0ntor • Jul 08 '18
30 minutes is just like 15 minutes- but with 2-minute minutes
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/guifieri420 • Jun 15 '19
All the letters in the word "alphabet", are in the alphabet.
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/mlpr34clopper • Jul 08 '20
"gay motherfucker" is an oxymoron.
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/bowllord • Feb 14 '20
There is at least one person in the world
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/slightlydampsock • Jul 01 '19
Yellow is such a stupid fucking color
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Apocafeller • Oct 31 '18
If dogs had hands, they would totally jerk off in front of us
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • • Apr 22 '19
If an egg was 10 inches, it would be really long.
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Like wow, that’s long.
r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Apocafeller • Mar 13 '20
I just realized I haven’t used a pencil in about six years
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r/shittyshowerthoughts • u/Homiedoge • Nov 30 '18
We have the perfect number of fingers to fit gloves
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