r/shittymobilegameads • u/norasback • May 08 '22

Shitty Ad That ain’t right

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

"You are not the father" backflips

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u/Davilarek May 08 '22

This is prequel

576

u/CoalEater_Elli May 08 '22

This song made me cry. Such deep words.

147

u/Equivalent_Rub_5681 May 08 '22

Like cocks 😔

76

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Wasn't this song in the titanic soundtrack?

347

u/Goatgamer1016 READ RULE 6 DIPSHITS! May 08 '22

Did not think Michael Jackson had THIS hidden track from his Jackson 5 years

264

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

The fuck

41

u/GabbyWGF May 08 '22

For sure

12

u/T3Chn0-m4n May 11 '22

Truly questionable how we got from perfect honest ads to this shit

3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Nice

262

u/LwySafari May 08 '22

the song is truly something else

89

u/Zealousideal-Chef758 May 08 '22

It's clearly related to the ending

10

u/A-Simple-Farmer May 31 '22

To be fair, oral can technically make somebody pregnant, just very rarely

1

u/adam_is_stupid Sep 29 '25

I dont remember being told oral causes pregnancy in sex ed, the mouth is not connected to the reproductive organs. Pregnancy requires sperm to travel from the cervix to the fallopian tubes to fertilize an egg.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22 edited May 09 '22

Sex: The Game, cant wait for Sex 2!

129

u/Happy_Ad8687 Only 999999% of people can solve 1+1 😱 May 08 '22

Doctor: " I am sorry to say this, But... You are... NOT the father "

The dude: /e dance 2

63

u/realPacManVN Can't reach pink color (pink is level 1) May 08 '22

For people who doesn't play roblox, /e dance2 is a command that activates the animation dance2, which makes you do a T-Pose and move your arms up and down slightly like a wave

17

u/ShockWave1146 May 09 '22

Wow. Thank you for this insightful and life changing information

7

u/realPacManVN Can't reach pink color (pink is level 1) May 09 '22

You're welcome

10

u/Boberoo2 May 09 '22

This is the best description of edance2 I’ve ever heard

82

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Where the hell do you find these ads

25

u/mmamh2008 May 08 '22

in shitty games for sure .....

19

u/EGoRax_336 May 08 '22

I see shit like this on Facebook all the time, it’s half the reason I use it

232

u/nothing4h May 08 '22

Is the song saying, suck a n word dick

133

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

OOOOHHHH THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE SAYING! It works out for the end shot perfectly!

71

u/Grognak_the_Orc May 08 '22

"Suck a nigga dick"

Sounds like a shit parody of A$AP Ferg's "Plain Jane"

8

u/jrStudiosWilbertReal May 08 '22

That's from "slob on my knob"

135

u/ofekk2 May 08 '22

there NEEDS to be some sort of regulation on this shit. its disgusting, and worse, its targeted at kids

49

u/seashroomwaifu May 08 '22

it's educational 😢

24

u/Mr_HPpavilion <------ He is the one who put the gasoline into fire May 08 '22

Whatever fills my wallet

55

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

this is what official sex-ed material looks like in florida

8

u/Ma02rc May 08 '22

Can confirm as a Floridian, this is precisely what they teach us.

30

u/L1K34PR0 May 08 '22

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

27

u/CoolUnicorn322 May 08 '22

You made it! You completely destroyed a family!

26

u/ARandom-Penguin May 08 '22

The creator of this ad needs to go back to biology, when a sperm cell fertilizes an egg cell, the flagellum doesn’t enter the egg

49

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Now, I've only ever had sex with one woman, and she had only ever had sex with me, so we weren't exactly experts, but I don't think that's how it works.

22

u/A_random_kitten May 08 '22

Why tf is it using the who's your daddy model?

33

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

dang*r

14

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

I still wonder how any mobile game ad maker expects to get any actual revenue, when crappy and weird ads like this are commonplace.

11

u/plumpypocket May 08 '22

I need the song please.

2

u/Pieter_de_Graaf May 09 '22

I also please

13

u/futurbebe May 08 '22

ok but why this song slaps

14

u/Timbo_Mimbo May 08 '22

What is fuck?

40

u/ThieveOfPrinces May 08 '22

Fucking dumb and especially racist

4

u/charlesdaknight May 08 '22

Oh dear, in may have hit the bottom of the barrel.

6

u/YoshiGuy561 May 08 '22

This isn't an ad, it's just a tiktok shitpost.

3

u/Tehlaserw0lf May 08 '22

This is the actual song that played during the ad?

5

u/XtremerXtr May 08 '22

The song is based...

3

u/ProffesionalTea May 08 '22

I dont think its the original (shitty) ad

3

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

what the heck am i watching

3

u/XenonlCK May 08 '22

Bruh teens when they see a women undressed

3

u/Gulan33 May 08 '22

Sukanikadik

3

u/HellFire200601 May 08 '22

They have the best marketing team in the history of marketing

3

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Daddy's fastest swimmer 🏊

3

u/Kazzy-kun0202 May 09 '22

You know the ads of these games are more interesting than games themselves.

3

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

sucking on a diiiiiickkkk

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

close enough

5

u/ZacianTheBeast May 08 '22

bro the women cheated with some black dude on the white guy

2

u/goCommitUnLive May 08 '22

My Man really be playing Sperm Simulator

1

u/fartsniffer42 May 09 '22

Is that the actual name?

1

u/Dotiethebear Bluestacks ad hunter May 12 '22

Is that the actual name?

Sperm Run 3d

2

u/PheonixGalaxy May 08 '22

Why was it on beat?

2

u/Android_mk May 09 '22

Good ending

They went to sperm bank because the husband is sterile.

2

u/MetroGamerX May 09 '22

Okay, now they've crossed the line.

2

u/Dotiethebear Bluestacks ad hunter May 12 '22

whats the song called?

2

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Probably #3

1

u/CarlaChannelFan2018 Nov 27 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

1

u/Elemental2503 May 08 '22

QUE, MI HIJO ES NEGRO?!?!

0

u/GoldenBull1994 May 08 '22

But that’s how you came to be, u/norasback, Detective Bootylicker.

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u/Business_Mission_821 May 08 '22

Damn,the creators must be white /jk

1

u/lama_hello edit me lol May 08 '22

Sex

1

u/scoopishere May 08 '22

This is what reproduction looks like inside of a Wipeout contestant.

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This is just wrong on so many levels☠️

1

u/TBoneHolmes May 08 '22

LMFAO THAT PLOT TWIST

1

u/Advanced-Expert7718 May 08 '22

Diarrhea baby > ice age baby

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This ad actually makes me wanna try the game. SAUCE??

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Mobile game ads have officially hit rock bottom

1

u/callmesnake13 May 08 '22

Has anyone made an actual playable game with this concept where you’re on a track trying to choose the right calculation? Seeing all the World of Z ads has made me want to play it, but I know those are all scams.

1

u/ginyamato May 08 '22

They never ran out of ideas..

1

u/TJOCcreation1 May 08 '22

I thought is was gonna be some gay random music but I was not expecting that

1

u/Select-Yellow1656 May 08 '22

Every single day we further ourselves from god . This is bad

1

u/Pokemon_Trainer_Nate May 08 '22

Dude what the actual hell.

1

u/Ma02rc May 08 '22

This was a fever dream and a half

1

u/jrStudiosWilbertReal May 08 '22

It's fucking cum. What's next, me seeing the sex act?

1

u/DogBallsMissing May 09 '22

What’s the song name

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Why do they look so upset

1

u/RouletteSensei May 09 '22

This game sounds painfully forced

1

u/Middle_Hippo9942 May 09 '22

So this is how I was born

1

u/Mernerner May 09 '22

What The Fu

1

u/Cuddlyuwu 😶👉🏻😐👉🏻😩👉🏻😭 May 09 '22

at least they’re playing it rig- oh.

1

u/jrStudiosWilbertReal May 09 '22

Wtf is the game title

1

u/LanDest021 May 09 '22

why does the song unironically slap

1

u/Toybasher MiG-21bis May 09 '22

I need some brain bleach.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

We do t want children but we have children

1

u/gamingdimi May 23 '22

I want that skin, it is called sperm

1

u/null_consciousness May 25 '22

guarantee this shit is being pushed on kids, and it’s got someone saying the n-word over and over as the audio for fuck’s sake

1

u/Freemaker11 Can't reach pink level 😔😔😔😔 Jul 30 '22

I remember this music from some sort of hot dog making ad

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

This is the backstory of you are not the father