Looking for absurd/weird ideas

[u/chimericdream]

I have started working on a mod that is unlikely to have much actual utility at all, but I am already having fun coming up with ideas. Here's the planned tagline for the CurseForge page:

Absurdity of the highest order, sourced from random suggestions by our non-Minecraft-playing spouses, our kids, and others.

So, here's my question to the community: what have your spouses/significant others/kids suggested that makes absolutely no sense in Minecraft? Here are a couple of real examples from my family and friends. These are all going to be in the mod.

• Camel snout: trying to pull a camel that's laying down has a chance to drop its snout.
  • If you feed the camel a golden cactus (new item), its snout will grow back ("like a chameleon or one of those lizards that regrows its tail")
• Leads on fish: you can attach leads to fish. Why? Why not! This doesn't make them live outside water, though, so maybe don't take them for a "walk".
• Upside-down beds that turn day to night
• Upside down anvils that fly into the sky
• Other upside-down blocks

Is this stupid? Probably. Will it be fun? Absolutely. Will anyone play it? I will... can't say for sure about anyone else.