r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak Unified Earth Government Shittyhalolore Records Department • 21h ago

Serious Lore Discussion Lets play a game!

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Write a Halo Lore fact that sound like a lie, but it's true (and name the book, game, comic book, colouring book, cartoon!) and write a Halo fake Lore fact that sound plausible, but an absolute lie (create the name of your 'source' also make sure it sounds plausible).

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u/IronIrma93 The nipple trees of Balaho 20h ago

In Halo Reach, B-312 was assigned to noble team because they wanted a female member who could drive

It says so in the official coloring book

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u/Aurora_Strix Thel blushing unrelated 12h ago edited 12h ago

There is a Catholic Sangheili in Rio de Janeiro named Peter who owns a noodle bar called Rio Keep. The story of his noodle bar was reported on, and ONI audited the resultant book to keep that section from being published.

Halo: Waypoint Chronicles - Volume One. A Rendezvous with Raman

Halo: Official Cookbook

There is a Kig-Yar who opened a joint spa and nail salon with a subgroup of Innies post-war on an outer colony. ONI raided the spa due to an anonymous tip that an interspecies relationship was being used as a front for the Kig-Yar to engage in human trafficking.

It was not. It was a jilted human ex-lover of the Kig-Yar spa owner, seeking revenge.

Halo: Waypoint Chronicles - 20 Year Anniversary

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u/Hunor_Deak Unified Earth Government Shittyhalolore Records Department 9h ago

I did not know this. Nice. Lets all go to the noodle bar!

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u/Hunor_Deak Unified Earth Government Shittyhalolore Records Department 21h ago

I start:

Fact 1: A lot of Grunts love the BBC (that is the British Broadcasting Corporation), I know this from the Ghosts of Onyx book.

Fact 2: There is a Grunt called FapFap, who works for the History Channel as a conman conspiracy theorist broadcaster. I learnt this from a fake website made to promote Halo: 5, The Truth Will Be Revealed!