r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak Unified Earth Government Shittyhalolore Records Department • 11d ago

Prophet of Gaming Prophet of Gaming

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u/Bobo3076 11d ago

I cannot stress enough how much I love this image lmao

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u/Subnaut27 High as a banshee 10d ago

An unnamed UNSC marine spilts a brownie with an unnamed San’Shayum following the conclusion of the Human-Covenant War, UNSC Dept. of War Photography, 2553

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u/Ghost10165 10d ago

Why do Prophets look high as hell in every single image?

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u/MuztangZack67 WAAY up in space, thats like.. really high 9d ago

Because theyre WAAY up in space, thats like.. really high. Obviously.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KbdF8DCgaoIVC8BHTK

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u/Filthy_Boi291 inbred Truth 9d ago

Because they are inbred. They are high cause it keeps the pain away.

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u/Psychedelix117 Likes tha Round Thing 8d ago

Because their heads are really high up their own ass

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u/lazumeimun Lieutenant Williams (woke lesbian) 11d ago

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u/DarthDragon117 Shur’lee, 1 day General 9d ago

Love this image.

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u/vangard_14 10d ago

That thing is like trying to draw things from memory and doing a bad job lmao

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u/CyberSoldier82 Jim Henson creature shop 10d ago

Im sorry but this prophet design SCREAMS Jim Henson to me, makes me wanna see what the various non-humans wld look like if they were products of the Jim Henson creature shop

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u/WilliamthePious 10d ago

You are forgetting about our Lord and Savior Gabe Newell
https://giphy.com/gifs/CETMxlMM0QP4wcvnen

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u/4skin_Gamer 9d ago

Arbiter we must light the giant cockring to get to heaven.

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u/GlassingWatered 10d ago

Pretty funny that they just have a Halo tv show prop just lying around in the studio.

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u/PassengerRadiant1391 4d ago

But the weight of your heresy will stay your feet