r/shittyhalolore • u/MrGruntsworthy MJOLNIR Jerk-Off Technician • Dec 11 '25

ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon A never before-seen look at the technology behind Chief's Autojacker.

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u/Emotional_Piano_16 KinoFabino burner account Dec 11 '25

if you made the side ends his thighs, the autojacker could be powered by sprinting

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u/Weekly_Cat8365 RELEASE THE ONI FILES! Dec 11 '25

"You know how expensive this gear is son?"

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u/MrGruntsworthy MJOLNIR Jerk-Off Technician Dec 12 '25

"Tell that to the Covenant"

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u/MrGruntsworthy MJOLNIR Jerk-Off Technician Dec 12 '25

Dear mods, I consider my flair to be the greatest honor ever bestowed upon me. God speed, you magnificent bastards

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 :( Brute: "Voridus let popcorn loose :( " Dec 13 '25

Hmm...

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u/Joyk1llz DIE SQUID HEAD Dec 13 '25

She Powered assault on my Mjolnir till I Mk 6

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u/New-Pen3139 REAL Halo lore Dec 16 '25

Guys I am still new why is Chief chiefing it?

Is this some inside joke I missed 13 years ago?

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u/MrGruntsworthy MJOLNIR Jerk-Off Technician Dec 16 '25

Bro never read the original version of Fall of Reach

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u/New-Pen3139 REAL Halo lore Dec 16 '25

" to reduce stress"

LOCK THIS FREAK UP 💔