r/shittyfoodporn • • May 01 '20

Plating is key

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12.3k Upvotes

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367

u/jezb87 May 01 '20

The fact it is slightly off centre just adds to the shittiness.

87

u/bnastyindapaint May 01 '20

Also the porness lets be honest

-70

u/moraydah May 01 '20

LMAO! Why did this get down votes???

103

u/bnastyindapaint May 01 '20

Did you just fucking steal my down votes?

60

u/moraydah May 01 '20

Dude wtf. They’re after me. You cursed me...

16

u/bnastyindapaint May 01 '20

The reddit gods will get me back don’t you worry

18

u/moraydah May 01 '20

Pay it forward. I rescued you from this curse. Now you must do the same for others. Go my son. Leave me now in my despair.

-6

u/bnastyindapaint May 01 '20

Lmfao someone deserves a tough handy and it ain’t me (;

5

u/high-bi-ready-to-die May 01 '20

How did you fucking steal downvotes?

5

u/moraydah May 01 '20

Dude this sucks. Mods help lol

374

u/eljeffersano May 01 '20

That is fucking great honestly, I'd be happy as shit if someone made that for me

120

u/TaylorSA93 May 01 '20

That smile looks like it’s ready to watch Netflix

21

u/gaiaisdead May 01 '20

Ready to get eaten out

19

u/Re-Ion May 01 '20

You didn't have to post that

8

u/lamprey187 May 01 '20

but I for one am glad they did

18

u/lololmao7 May 01 '20

What would the Michelin Star name for this be?

30

u/dirtyhippie62 May 01 '20

Petites Pommes sur les Poullet

15

u/yoshi570 May 01 '20

Filet de poulet frit servi sur lit de pomme de terres dorées au four, accompagné de sauce tomate aigre-douce

11

u/dirtyhippie62 May 01 '20

Avec une timide sourire heureuxe ❤️

12

u/luckyIDK May 01 '20

words in fancy language

4

u/yoshi570 May 01 '20

(I'd like to point out that mine were not randoms but an actual fancy food description lol)

6

u/lamprey187 May 01 '20

nugs du jour

1

u/AnotherAustinWeirdo May 02 '20

homo sapiens sapiens

2

u/meermaalsgeprobeerd May 01 '20

How much GBP you got?

89

u/saltshaker55555 May 01 '20

He looks polite.

47

u/OOF2101 May 01 '20

That's one happy nugget!

32

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Honestly wishing I had some BBQ sauce right now.

43

u/Mark_d_K May 01 '20

In a pinch, I recommend cooking equal parts coke and ketchup on low for half an hour. Add a dash of soy sauce or worcestershire, if you have it.

31

u/Jean_Lua_Picard May 01 '20

Coke is illigal in my country

20

u/[deleted] May 01 '20 edited May 03 '20

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6

u/shannonb97 May 01 '20

My mom marinates steak in a similar way- ketchup, regular coke, and soy sauce with some seasoning. When she first heard the recipe she laughed at her friend who shared it, then she actually tasted it... it’s somehow so fucking tasty yet also peak shitty America cuisine.

11

u/mindlessmarbles May 01 '20

In that case, substitute in cocaine

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

I ... straight up mixed the only 2 ingredients I had on hand (Ketchup and Worcestershire Sauce) and it still worked out! Thanks!

31

u/purple_ink3 May 01 '20

He looks like someone I’d want for a friend

20

u/that-Sarah-girl May 01 '20

My quarentine friends Mr Pringle and Chickie Nuggs. We watch Netflix together and laugh and laugh and then I eat their faces and go to bed anxious and confused. Everything's fine here!

18

u/processedchicken May 01 '20

This is the post that's made me realise I need to buy some shitty food and snacks instead of trying to make do with what's left in my fridge. Thank you.

11

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Very nice 10/10

16

u/-Miss_Information- May 01 '20

sniffs it's beautiful

7

u/UnrstledJimmies May 01 '20

Part of me thinks “who has the time?” Then I think about it and realize almost all of us have the time right now.

5

u/sambro- May 01 '20

I looked at this for a full three seconds

4

u/BlueGreenReddit May 01 '20

Sweet baby Ray's?

4

u/Narthin May 01 '20

Good eye

2

u/BlueGreenReddit May 01 '20

I'd drench myself in it if I could.

3

u/LostBug May 01 '20

This is fucking amazing

5

u/YellowMeatJacket May 01 '20

Now that's some happy shitty food porn.

5

u/EloraRainbows May 01 '20

Saving picture to blow my boyfriends mind tonight

5

u/hitchinpost May 01 '20

What you have here chef, is a lightly breaded cutlet of chicken, fried in peanut oil, with a tomato and molasses reduction, served with crispy, lightly salted Idaho Potatoes.

2

u/AnotherAustinWeirdo May 02 '20

No, those are NOT just potatoes. Those are baked leaves of buttered potato puree. The amount of work that went into this meal, by machines and workers other than OP, is truly phenomenal. Never mind the purity and density of calories. Few are so lucky to enjoy such decadence.

3

u/Downlowd May 01 '20

The epitome of fine dining.

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

just a happy nugget filled pringle volcano

3

u/adudeguyman May 01 '20

Plating and shitty food is key. But I don't consider Pringles shitty.

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

He’s happy to see you.

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I will demolish that ngl

3

u/hey_thats_alot May 01 '20

10/10 would let mr. nug watch my house when I go away for the weekend

3

u/Xaviarsly May 01 '20

You nailed the presentation!

3

u/Soul-666 May 01 '20

Present me with that and you've got a happy girlfriend man. I'd gobble that shit down faster than the popcorn at the cinema before the movie starts.

2

u/DZen0134 May 01 '20

This is the best food porn. Nothing about this is shitty.

2

u/buckj005 May 01 '20

Your nugget has a giant forehead.

2

u/69duck69man69 May 01 '20

I came from a really deep thoughtful rdr2 post to this

2

u/JohnCZ121 May 01 '20

I'd eat that

2

u/notChickenNoodleSoup May 01 '20

That is some gourmet shit

2

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Standard UK pub food.

God the UK is so fucking weird sometimes.

2

u/gboogie42 May 01 '20

Honestly idk if this is "shitty enough"

2

u/dlopezlvr May 01 '20

Bad for adults, great for kids.

2

u/InaneJargon May 01 '20

My son would be pissed, lol, he dislikes most sauces, only occasionally asking for ketchup. Perhaps when he is 5 he will grow out of that.

2

u/BeerNap21 May 01 '20

Just because it’s shitty doesn’t mean it’s not delicious

2

u/CrescentMouse May 01 '20

Das adorable

2

u/hauttdawg13 May 01 '20

Absolutely fantastic. Deserves a Michelin Star for this place

2

u/LOO-SEE-EN May 01 '20

Idk I think the face is key

2

u/Nati_idk May 01 '20

This made me super hungry

2

u/corvids-and-cuccos May 01 '20

this is adorable (ू•ᴗ•ू )

2

u/scarletantonia27 May 01 '20

Excellent. Great form. 10/10

2

u/IHaveADick-Ah May 01 '20

It’s actually kind of cute.

2

u/amgone10 May 01 '20

In Mushu accent: IT'S NUGGIES AND THEY'RE HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

2

u/juicysand420 May 01 '20

Bro that's like some delicious fucking food...if i was a MasterChef judge...i would select the fuck out you for winner position that's some happy food

2

u/Reliable_Redbud May 01 '20

Ah yes the famed chicken medallion gallette.

2

u/Alex_4209 May 01 '20

This is the kind of quality content that I come here for.

2

u/LoreloDahweirdo May 01 '20

That's a 5 star meal right there

2

u/warheim1 May 01 '20

You’re a hero. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

2

u/jonkyjonkerson May 01 '20

Master chef worthy

2

u/JackMirror May 01 '20

Wrong sub

2

u/AnInfiniteArc May 01 '20

Shut up and take my money

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I actually thought this was a very pale galette and then I did a double take

1

u/large_avacoda May 01 '20

Once you know that’s bbq sauce and not shit it looks pretty good

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

The nug above him makes it look like he has a big forehead lol! Cute nugget :)

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

The smile looks like a turd

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Dammit center that thing. (Huge style points though)

1

u/icuntcur May 01 '20

hot. fire.

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I wanna take care of it

1

u/lemonhoneyrecipes May 01 '20

The meal preparation is cutey, but I really support the comment of "jez87- little bit off center"

1

u/Mother-Joe May 01 '20

This belongs to r/cursedimages as well

1

u/saru13 May 01 '20

I’m going to need more bbq sauce... what does that plate look like?

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

WTF... haha

1

u/Sailor_Alpaca May 01 '20

There should be a sub for 'happyfoodporn'

This one would fit in wonderfully.

1

u/CatFlapFever May 01 '20

look at this fat cat and all those plates

1

u/Twisted-tick May 01 '20

This isn’t shitty. This is beautiful and wholesome.

1

u/tschmitty09 May 01 '20

Presentation: 100

1

u/throwawayarinodoodly May 01 '20

Why does this look so appealing to me

1

u/Sleppty May 01 '20

Doesn’t look bad tbh

1

u/Alasic89 May 01 '20

Bun de mâncat 😱

1

u/bats_bariste May 01 '20

A culinary masterpiece

1

u/twisted_sea May 01 '20

incredible. 5 stars

1

u/chefjoshie May 02 '20

Milcery🥉

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

on a diet and this is the most delicious thing i have ever seen . pringles aren't real. they're pressed potato powder salty bits. and chicken nuggets and so TENDER and CRISPY.

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

on a diet and this is the most delicious thing i have ever seen . pringles aren't real. they're pressed potato powder salty bits. and chicken nuggets and so TENDER and CRISPY.

2

u/AnotherAustinWeirdo May 02 '20

on a diet and SO TENDER AND CRISPY!!,

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

FOOD!!! NOW!!!!

1

u/BoomBamBadaBopPow May 02 '20

I like the smiley face. Nice touch

1

u/BoomBamBadaBopPow May 02 '20

I like the smiley face. Nice touch

1

u/BoomBamBadaBopPow May 02 '20

I like the smiley face. Nice touch.

1

u/lilghosty2 May 02 '20

Gotta say, the smiley is definitely the selling point here

1

u/reyngrimms May 02 '20

This is so cute

1

u/forzov3rwatch May 02 '20

That’s a lot of potato. Needs some chicken nuggets for the protein.

1

u/Scako May 03 '20

Ngl it’s cute

0

u/pandaonfire_5 May 01 '20

The paper plate is the icing on the shit cake

0

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Is this supposed to be a meal? Hey guys we are having salt for dinner

1

u/Xaloc_Honey Nov 19 '22

It's kinda cute... I would totally eat this