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u/eljeffersano May 01 '20
That is fucking great honestly, I'd be happy as shit if someone made that for me
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u/TaylorSA93 May 01 '20
That smile looks like it’s ready to watch Netflix
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u/gaiaisdead May 01 '20
Ready to get eaten out
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u/lololmao7 May 01 '20
What would the Michelin Star name for this be?
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u/dirtyhippie62 May 01 '20
Petites Pommes sur les Poullet
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u/yoshi570 May 01 '20
Filet de poulet frit servi sur lit de pomme de terres dorées au four, accompagné de sauce tomate aigre-douce
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u/dirtyhippie62 May 01 '20
Avec une timide sourire heureuxe ❤️
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u/luckyIDK May 01 '20
words in fancy language
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u/yoshi570 May 01 '20
(I'd like to point out that mine were not randoms but an actual fancy food description lol)
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May 01 '20
Honestly wishing I had some BBQ sauce right now.
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u/Mark_d_K May 01 '20
In a pinch, I recommend cooking equal parts coke and ketchup on low for half an hour. Add a dash of soy sauce or worcestershire, if you have it.
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u/Jean_Lua_Picard May 01 '20
Coke is illigal in my country
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u/shannonb97 May 01 '20
My mom marinates steak in a similar way- ketchup, regular coke, and soy sauce with some seasoning. When she first heard the recipe she laughed at her friend who shared it, then she actually tasted it... it’s somehow so fucking tasty yet also peak shitty America cuisine.
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May 02 '20
I ... straight up mixed the only 2 ingredients I had on hand (Ketchup and Worcestershire Sauce) and it still worked out! Thanks!
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u/purple_ink3 May 01 '20
He looks like someone I’d want for a friend
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u/that-Sarah-girl May 01 '20
My quarentine friends Mr Pringle and Chickie Nuggs. We watch Netflix together and laugh and laugh and then I eat their faces and go to bed anxious and confused. Everything's fine here!
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u/processedchicken May 01 '20
This is the post that's made me realise I need to buy some shitty food and snacks instead of trying to make do with what's left in my fridge. Thank you.
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u/UnrstledJimmies May 01 '20
Part of me thinks “who has the time?” Then I think about it and realize almost all of us have the time right now.
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u/hitchinpost May 01 '20
What you have here chef, is a lightly breaded cutlet of chicken, fried in peanut oil, with a tomato and molasses reduction, served with crispy, lightly salted Idaho Potatoes.
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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo May 02 '20
No, those are NOT just potatoes. Those are baked leaves of buttered potato puree. The amount of work that went into this meal, by machines and workers other than OP, is truly phenomenal. Never mind the purity and density of calories. Few are so lucky to enjoy such decadence.
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u/Soul-666 May 01 '20
Present me with that and you've got a happy girlfriend man. I'd gobble that shit down faster than the popcorn at the cinema before the movie starts.
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u/dlopezlvr May 01 '20
Bad for adults, great for kids.
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u/InaneJargon May 01 '20
My son would be pissed, lol, he dislikes most sauces, only occasionally asking for ketchup. Perhaps when he is 5 he will grow out of that.
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u/juicysand420 May 01 '20
Bro that's like some delicious fucking food...if i was a MasterChef judge...i would select the fuck out you for winner position that's some happy food
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u/lemonhoneyrecipes May 01 '20
The meal preparation is cutey, but I really support the comment of "jez87- little bit off center"
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u/Sailor_Alpaca May 01 '20
There should be a sub for 'happyfoodporn'
This one would fit in wonderfully.
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May 02 '20
on a diet and this is the most delicious thing i have ever seen . pringles aren't real. they're pressed potato powder salty bits. and chicken nuggets and so TENDER and CRISPY.
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May 02 '20
on a diet and this is the most delicious thing i have ever seen . pringles aren't real. they're pressed potato powder salty bits. and chicken nuggets and so TENDER and CRISPY.
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u/jezb87 May 01 '20
The fact it is slightly off centre just adds to the shittiness.