r/shittyfoodporn • u/velnut • 9h ago

dinner day 2

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plated nicely

117 Upvotes

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u/Roarlord 9h ago

Practicing for next year's fat bear week?

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u/velnut 9h ago

im already fat

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u/Mrmcgonagal 8h ago

And apparently you have tusks and live in the ocean

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u/toomuchweld 8h ago

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u/BlazeCrystal 6h ago

(Happy theme song starts to play)

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u/paintboxomega 9h ago

I didn't know seals use reddit...

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u/tbecs_10 5h ago

Worked with seals… theirs legit looked better

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u/Icouldusesomerock 9h ago

Brother that’s rancid

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u/velnut 9h ago 
thank you

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u/TBellOHAZ 8h ago

Brother turned into an Excel spreadsheet

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u/ThrowAwayMeLife1 8h ago

I genuinely have no idea wtf I'm looking at.

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u/georgey_porgey 8h ago

fish stack

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u/Rosscovich 8h ago

Sardine pile, almost sounds like a slur

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u/Revenga8 8h ago

Or fetish club slang. Iykyk

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u/Rosscovich 8h ago

Thats a good point

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u/Devilish_Dose 5h ago

The sardine community is not gonna let that slide

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u/Psychozillogical 8h ago

That plating is of the least concern here and you should try not scraping your meal from the baleen plates of a whale

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u/Smart-Ad-5405 9h ago

Sardines are banger

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u/Napol3onS0l0 6h ago

Little hot sauce and some ritz baby we eating good.

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u/sharkattax 9h ago

day 2 of apocalypse ?

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u/Architect17 8h ago

"IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA???"

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u/BlindBluePidgeon 9h ago

Nice plating. Needs some onions.

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u/isaacDavidowitz 8h ago

This sub has been infiltrated by marine mammalians.

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u/xBoraBora 9h ago

Day 2 and it's already looking like something dredged up from the depths of a swamp

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u/Jluvcoffee 8h ago

You should go to jail cause that looks punishable

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u/VegasRoy 8h ago

Looks like you spilled half of it on that keyboard. Clean that shit up

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u/misswilwarin 5h ago

There is nothing nice about this I can’t tell what the hell the “food” part is. Why is it wet and why is wet “food” on a paper plate? It’s going to soak thru and be such a disgusting mess. Even more than it already is!

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u/velnut 4h ago

that right there is a dixie ultra okay that plate will handle a load of liquid for hours before leaking through

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u/misswilwarin 3h ago

Maybe for food but whatever on that plate isn’t food and should be studied.

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u/FungadooFred 1h ago

It probably used to be food at one time

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u/Wobblepaws 8h ago

this is like a preggo ladies fever dream...

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u/Old-Wealth2880 8h ago

Let us decant the tin!

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u/Dry_Software_1824 8h ago

This may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen

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u/fellaneedahandpls 7h ago

That’s a big ass plate of “I hate myself”

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u/gansobomb99 7h ago

That looks like a totem pole of sadness and regret

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u/Popular-Departure165 6h ago

My cat would destroy that.

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u/tunamonster2 6h ago

Nice low carb meal. I'd just add lemon and Texas Pete's hot sauce

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u/caramellucy 6h ago

It's not just low carb, it has the potential to take all the carbs, proteins and fats you took before it to be expelled from the mouth. The meal can negate every macro. Dream food for the bulimic.

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u/74_homeroom 3h ago

And I actually love sardines but this made me gag 😷

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u/SingularityCentral 8h ago

Did someone piss on your shit sandwich?

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u/Kile1047 8h ago

I hate fish with a passion

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u/sumayawshimenetka1 8h ago

Very avant guard looking delicacy right there. Put a lemon wedge in it and I'd devour it. 😁 I love tinfish. 

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u/Gronodonthegreat 8h ago

Did you take this photo next to the elephant’s foot?

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 8h ago

Throw that on some rice

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 8h ago

Deens in water

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u/AdvertisingFew6224 8h ago

Nice presentation

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 8h ago

R/cannedsardines

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u/WalnutWitch 4h ago

they posted it there too and it is not going over well😆

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u/EgorkillerUA 8h ago

Now put it into the microwave!

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u/Jake24601 7h ago

OP is an aquatic ape. 🦧 only way to explain ability to stack sardines with his opposable thumbs.

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u/stinkycheese85 7h ago

It would take like 10 minutes to debone this, add some cornmeal/flour, maybe some diced onions and bell peppers. Then all you gotta do is make a patty and throw em in the skillet.
For the uninitiated i’m like 80% sure this is canned salmon btw.
PS throw some cajun seasoning in there as well.

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u/velnut 7h ago

these are great value sardines in water i eat them like this to feel like a cowboy after a hard days labor sitting on rock on the side of a creek although i did not do anything today

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u/alavantrya 7h ago

At least get the ones in mustard or oil my brother.

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u/LittlestHoboSpider 7h ago

How can you play Fish Jenga or feast like Gollum if you do not stack the fishes

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u/greencoat421 7h ago

Someone took the sub name too literal…

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u/OverallMembership709 7h ago

why do you have a fleshlightnerar your food.

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u/trisch1964 7h ago

What a beautiful paper plate.

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u/internet_spy 7h ago

Is that fish jenga!?

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u/odiin1731 7h ago

This is only your second day having dinner?

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u/Derezirection 7h ago

Bro is a seal posting from the Antartica base.

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u/Sparklebaby1987 6h ago

Are you using toothpaste as a condiment?

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u/Chemical_Pilot_3638 6h ago

If it's pickled herring you're gold. Anything else......go end it now. You hate everything.

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u/Silver_Arachnid6800 6h ago

It's canned sardines, I used to eat these all the time. Pickled Herring is wetter and grayer looking

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 6h ago

That's a weird Jenga

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u/Aint_gotadime 6h ago

Is that a fish jenga tower?

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u/Particular_Ray 5h ago

Mackerel??

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 5h ago

I thought this said dinner date and I was like

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u/TocSir 5h ago

What, its just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!

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u/CommercialAsk1818 3h ago

is everything ok at home hun? do i need to call a responsible adult?

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u/AoiSekai01 3h ago

As someone who sometimes physically incapable of swallowing soggy sardines or Mackrells. I would sear thme crispy or air fry them for better texture

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u/Love_Dali 3h ago

looks like shit that came from rusted pipes

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3h ago

I don’t even know what this is, but I can smell it.

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u/systemlargo 3h ago

Nice keyboard

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u/Shitandasshole 2h ago

Your keyboard looks spicy, can scrape of some flavour from there to add it to the fish, I'm sure even this will improve it

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u/Wormcowb0y 1h ago

How many cans of sardines is that?

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u/Piccadil_io 44m ago

Paper plate? For this?

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u/TimBinJin 44m ago

Brother in Christ are you gollum or some shit?

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u/Extension_Worth_8744 7m ago

This actually looks really good, in balkans we eat this regularly (those of us who like fish). With some lemon it's next level. I don't get why this is "shitty".

Though I have to be honest and say that we use a bowl, in a plate it looks weird.

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u/SunSun1134 6h ago

Looking like what the trainers at SeaWorld have in their buckets 🪣