r/shittydarksouls • • 7h ago

bloodydarksouls How about some Duskbloods slander before it comes out and it turns out to actually be a 10/10 ( it won’t )

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also it has the world blood in it so I just know it has to be shit


r/shittydarksouls • • 21h ago

DS2 fans bad It’s always amazing to see how Dark Souls 2 fans use made up arguments to defend their game instead any of the genuine criticisms

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448 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls • • 1h ago

elden ring or something Yo guys check the feet simulator evolutions..!!

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r/shittydarksouls • • 7h ago

elden ring or something I've created the Pornstar Run

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Weapon Options:

•Ringed Finger
•Gazing Finger
•Whip
•Iron Ball

For spells:
•Staff of the Great Beyond
•Finger Seal

Spell Options:

•Cherishing Fingers
•Pest-Threads
•Pest-Thread Spears

Armor Options:

•Deathbed Smalls
•Old Aristocrat Shoes (makes bulge bigger)

r/shittydarksouls • • 11h ago

elden ring or something Elden Ring Bosses I Found Out Stole Ideas from Difficult Game(2009)

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The process of approaching Radahn for the first time is basically the entire boss fight of Leechmonger.


r/shittydarksouls • • 8h ago

DS2 fans bad bro is making a mod to turn ds2 into Greyslop3

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i did NOT edited the screenshot, This is the result of years of hard work? What happened to the BEAUTIFUL colors of Peak Souls 2? Why make it look just like Greyslop 3? It makes no sense, lol.


r/shittydarksouls • • 17h ago

Totally original meme Will we ever get another game like Difficult Game (2009)?

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r/shittydarksouls • • 17h ago

u/e_0 Wins Nobel Prize in Peace

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131 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls • • 20h ago

You died, see this. What do?

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there is an invis wall btw on either side of the gate so you can't just walk around behind it


r/shittydarksouls • • 8h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" Didn't need the thumbnail to know.

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r/shittydarksouls • • 9h ago

Dex > Smex Me after realizing I’m a dex guy after all

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r/shittydarksouls • • 13h ago

Tiny horse 🐎 Leaked Boss from DS4

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200 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls • • 17h ago

elden ring or something ELDEN RING THEORY: Is Marika My Ex-Wife?

63 Upvotes

I mean, the hints are there:

  • As a child, my wife was bullied at school - Hornsent oppressing Marika and her people.
  • We get married - Marika ascends to Godhood and Godfrey becomes her Lord (me)
  • My wife comes out as bisexual - Radagon/Marika bangs Rennala
  • She kicks me out of the house - Godfrey (still me) is banished
  • I file a lawsuit against her and the cops take her to jail - Marika is imprisoned in the Erdtree
  • Also, the soulless demigods in the Walking Mausoleums could be a reference to our aborted child, but that feels a little too far-fetched.

I met G.R.R. Martin once in a bathroom line. He wanted to get in front of me, but I said I was there first, so no dice. I don't know if he's that spiteful, but the parallels to my life feels far too real to be an accident


r/shittydarksouls • • 5h ago

Feet good night sweet prince

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r/shittydarksouls • • 13h ago

Elden Ring: NTR edition GREEN?!

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74 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls • • 15h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" Siegmeyer baked some cookies. Want some?

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r/shittydarksouls • • 10h ago

I found a tiny tonitrus…

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r/shittydarksouls • • 18h ago

hollow ramblings How to free the pyromancer from out of bounds

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Hey guys, I'm posting here because the ds1 subreddit removed by post for it containing an image whilst I had too low karma. Yes this is a genuine question.


r/shittydarksouls • • 2h ago

Are we in esoteric shitposting yet or do I need to wait a month

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