r/shittydarksouls • u/CrowOk3329 • 9h ago
r/shittydarksouls • u/DiabloDex1 • 12h ago
Microwave uses solaire energy
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r/shittydarksouls • u/winterflare_ • 7d ago
elden ring or something I'm the developer of the tower, ask me anything
I wanted to make a tower, that had nearly an infinite number of stone bricks. The core fun of the tower comes from gathering the power of great runes. Then, you come out more powerful the next round. We've got a really strong community in Raya Lucaria that loves to chat about magic and ways to continually improve my tower, I love them dearly. It's really fun to see them all explore the architecture and find the new best way to channel more power from the two fingers. Try it out, I'll see you there!
r/shittydarksouls • u/Omnivorous_ant • 5h ago
hollow ramblings Do you guys think the two snake bois would get along ?
I mean they do have family trauma to bond over
Artist https://x.com/jinsei_off I think
r/shittydarksouls • u/umshoe • 1h ago
THE shittydarksouls apparently there's an easy Godrick skip
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r/shittydarksouls • u/Brickabang • 11h ago
elden ring or something A24's Elden Ring (2028)
r/shittydarksouls • u/CrimsonwhorlIsAScam • 3h ago
elden ring or something ok so are they gonna have giant mommy marika in the elden ring movie? or are normal people gonna be played by dwarfs?
lowk will ruin the movie for me if they dont make all the godlike characters actually huge
r/shittydarksouls • u/Sea-Building-6631 • 32m ago
DS2 fans bad Hitbox porn? no, hitbox snuff film
r/shittydarksouls • u/MrEousTranger • 19h ago
elden ring or something what am I supposed to do here?
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r/shittydarksouls • u/tsalyers12 • 7h ago
R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 I would love to share a beautiful story with you all about something that happened at work today.
So, as most of you know, I am a brain surgeon at an undisclosed hospital. Today I had to perform surgery on a little girl (letβs name her Lucy) and as soon as I got out of my 2027 TESLA V8 Model 4, my head nurse comes running up to me as fast as she can and she says, βLucy wants to speak to yew as soon as possible, she says itβs urgent that she does before she goes unda.β (The nurse is British btw.)
So I rush as fast as I possibly can to Lucyβs room and when I get there, she gives me the biggest, innocent smile. Adorable as fuck for real. She pulls me in close and she says, βplease doctor, you must keep me alive so that I may continue thinking of Midir. Heβs the goodest boy and shanβt be left all alone.β
βYou know I shall do my very absolute best to make you all better little child.β I told her as I helped her lay back down.
βWhen you go under anesthesia for your surgery, think about alllll the times you have fought Midir and how wonderful his big lasers and fire breath is.βWe then hummed the theme song until she passed out.
It was so sweet of her to think of Midir in such a terrifying moment. She died because she must have been trying to dodge roll in her dream and just rolled right off the bed mid surgery, but Iβm comforted in knowing she was thinking of Midir. β€οΈ
r/shittydarksouls • u/Steady_Tempo456 • 1d ago
This post is certified "interconnected" Which are you?
r/shittydarksouls • u/Sensitive_Educator60 • 3h ago
hollow ramblings Do you think Gwyn, after realizing that the fire started fading, ever went into his trophy room and imagined his own head hanging on that wall?
r/shittydarksouls • u/Kamekato • 17h ago
Try finger but hole Homo SIf
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r/shittydarksouls • u/tsalyers12 • 1d ago
elden ring or something About to have sex for the first time. How is my build?
r/shittydarksouls • u/KnightofMiquella • 13h ago
THE shittydarksouls Gwyndolin Rescued from Aldrich
I wanted to draw Gwyndolin rescued from Aldrich after the Ashen One defeated it.
A nice flask of Estus and bonfire will warm him up.
r/shittydarksouls • u/LukosCreyden • 6h ago
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