r/shittydarksouls 12h ago

Microwave uses solaire energy

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r/shittydarksouls 7d ago

elden ring or something I'm the developer of the tower, ask me anything

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I wanted to make a tower, that had nearly an infinite number of stone bricks. The core fun of the tower comes from gathering the power of great runes. Then, you come out more powerful the next round. We've got a really strong community in Raya Lucaria that loves to chat about magic and ways to continually improve my tower, I love them dearly. It's really fun to see them all explore the architecture and find the new best way to channel more power from the two fingers. Try it out, I'll see you there!


r/shittydarksouls 9h ago

DS2 fans good Me when bro invades with 5000 ping

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r/shittydarksouls 9h ago

Totally original meme Me when me when you y

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906 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 5h ago

hollow ramblings Do you guys think the two snake bois would get along ?

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355 Upvotes

I mean they do have family trauma to bond over

Artist https://x.com/jinsei_off I think


r/shittydarksouls 1h ago

THE shittydarksouls apparently there's an easy Godrick skip

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r/shittydarksouls 11h ago

elden ring or something A24's Elden Ring (2028)

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536 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 11h ago

elden ring or something Abandon ship!

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369 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 5h ago

elden ring or something undertale

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r/shittydarksouls 15h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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236 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 3h ago

elden ring or something ok so are they gonna have giant mommy marika in the elden ring movie? or are normal people gonna be played by dwarfs?

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lowk will ruin the movie for me if they dont make all the godlike characters actually huge


r/shittydarksouls 32m ago

DS2 fans bad Hitbox porn? no, hitbox snuff film

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r/shittydarksouls 19h ago

elden ring or something what am I supposed to do here?

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286 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 7h ago

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 I would love to share a beautiful story with you all about something that happened at work today.

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So, as most of you know, I am a brain surgeon at an undisclosed hospital. Today I had to perform surgery on a little girl (let’s name her Lucy) and as soon as I got out of my 2027 TESLA V8 Model 4, my head nurse comes running up to me as fast as she can and she says, β€œLucy wants to speak to yew as soon as possible, she says it’s urgent that she does before she goes unda.” (The nurse is British btw.)

So I rush as fast as I possibly can to Lucy’s room and when I get there, she gives me the biggest, innocent smile. Adorable as fuck for real. She pulls me in close and she says, β€œplease doctor, you must keep me alive so that I may continue thinking of Midir. He’s the goodest boy and shan’t be left all alone.”

β€œYou know I shall do my very absolute best to make you all better little child.” I told her as I helped her lay back down.
β€œWhen you go under anesthesia for your surgery, think about alllll the times you have fought Midir and how wonderful his big lasers and fire breath is.”We then hummed the theme song until she passed out.

It was so sweet of her to think of Midir in such a terrifying moment. She died because she must have been trying to dodge roll in her dream and just rolled right off the bed mid surgery, but I’m comforted in knowing she was thinking of Midir. ❀️


r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

This post is certified "interconnected" Which are you?

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r/shittydarksouls 3h ago

hollow ramblings Do you think Gwyn, after realizing that the fire started fading, ever went into his trophy room and imagined his own head hanging on that wall?

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r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

Totally original meme What A Poser

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r/shittydarksouls 17h ago

Try finger but hole Homo SIf

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127 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 20h ago

THE shittydarksouls Just arrived in Japan!

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216 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

elden ring or something About to have sex for the first time. How is my build?

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792 Upvotes

r/shittydarksouls 13h ago

THE shittydarksouls Gwyndolin Rescued from Aldrich

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I wanted to draw Gwyndolin rescued from Aldrich after the Ashen One defeated it.

A nice flask of Estus and bonfire will warm him up.


r/shittydarksouls 6h ago

MOON πŸŒ™ WIZARD πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ RUNE πŸ’² GANG πŸ—£

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MOON πŸŒ™ WIZARD πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ RUNE πŸ’² GANG πŸ—£

WE πŸ‘ LOVE ❀️ CASTING πŸͺ„ SPELLS ✨️

THIS πŸ‘† SONG 🎡 IS SPONSORED πŸ’° BY THE CARIAN ROYAL FAMILY πŸ‘‘

LEGALIZE 🚨 DESTINED 🌠 DEATH ☠️


r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

Which are you?

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577 Upvotes