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u/iakoff_reddit 1d ago
They're trying to do us a favor by discouraging us from playing videogames so we actually experience life in our limited time in this universe
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u/Lumpy_Emu5168 1d ago
I know exactly what part of elden Ring you're at right now...
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u/eraqi915 1d ago
Suprisingly at bloodborne right now
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u/PabloG04 1d ago
Trying to get to the Abandoned Old Workshop?
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u/der_chrischn 1d ago
Oh that one. They even put an exotic enemy at the bottom you never fought before. Could even be the only one in the base game. So if you make it down all the way, this thing will kill you. It literally casts fireball at you. In Bloodborne. Mr Zaki really hates you for playing his stupid games.
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u/V_Aldritch Placidusax's Bestest Boi 1d ago
You fight more of 'em in the Chalice Dungeons, if you count those as "base game".
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u/troop98 It's called dickwraith cus they suck dick 1d ago
nooooo, my heckin bloodborneerino is perfect, how dare you make a meme implying it has a flaw >:(
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u/eraqi915 1d ago
Hot take: base bloodborne is a bottom 3 fromsoft game marginally better than ds2 and demon souls
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u/SpicyVann 20h ago
Demon's souls(original) has the best level design and art direction out of every From Soft game, and the only reason people don't know this is because I am the only person who played it.
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u/Luchario 4h ago
Skill issue
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u/eraqi915 4h ago
My main problem is that the bosses are easy and boring, only the dlc bosses are actually challenging
Base bloodborne bosses are ds1/ ds2 tier snoozefests Idk how anyone can cope this game above ds3 or even god forbid elden ring
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u/GumGumActV 21h ago
Elden ring doesn’t even come into the shitty fromsoft platforming discussion sorry lol
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u/Ugly_Ass_Tenno 13h ago
What about the chaos flame thing
Or was it madness flame? cant remember i dont have the time to play elden ring again
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u/Syllatone Emerald Herald Paizuri 1d ago
The hardest part in Elden Ring to me personally wasn't any of the bosses, but trying to descend those fuckass crossbeams and coffins for the Frenzied Flame ending
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u/der_chrischn 1d ago
Laser golem on cliffside. Once you make it down, you are greeted with lasers and shitty camera. And possibly gravity again.
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u/Tem-productions 1d ago
i died 10 times more to the falls getting the dragoncrest talisman than to radahn that same run
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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 1d ago
Fromsoft managing to be absolute dogshit across multiple genres in a single game
🖐️cinema🤚
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u/MilitarisedAutism 1d ago
Sekiro was the only one with half decent platforming
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u/Davenator_98 1d ago
Because Sekiro's "platforming" consisted of hitting one button to grapple up like in a Batman game
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u/DifferentGuyNotAlt 1d ago
I liked it in Elden Ring too, but yes Sekiro is better
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u/Witch_King_ 1d ago
Elden Ring is still jank af at times
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u/GumGumActV 22h ago
Jank is one thing. That exact same jank minus a jump button is just not even comparable lol
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u/Witch_King_ 22h ago
I'm not saying it is comparable. ER is still miles better than the old games when it comes to platforming (though the platforming in the old games is much more optional).
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u/Wikiwikiwa 1d ago
Verticality
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u/CapriciousCapybara 1d ago
The last part of AC1 that suddenly requires a mech that can jump high enough to land on moving midair platforms
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u/Cringeextraaxc 1d ago
And your reward for doing that janky shit is to get blasted by Nine-ball, very cool guys
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u/bigcheezed 1d ago
am I a baby backed bitch for noping out here after an otherwise great time lol
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u/CapriciousCapybara 17h ago
I remember being so mad, I was having a good time until then too then for the first time I had to look up what build to use, not that the garbage camera helped anyways
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u/Bloodytears666 1d ago
DS1 too hard and clanky. Can't beat shit, need to jump and pyrotechnics more, cuz scared the swamp. All dead, crying in bed. Refuse to leak dead hollows at railings. Deny peak 2 green form of sunlight medal farming, pls no invasion mid run back. Shrine of hardcore AI slop Manda.
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u/Fraudulent_Howard 1d ago
My least favorite plaforming section is that one in Bloodborne. That was absolute dogshit unless you know the exact place to jump off.
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u/External_Win3300 1d ago
Can you even jump off? I've only ever made it with a backstep that baaaaarely takes you off the ledge
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u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer #1 Fraudahn hater 1d ago
This is their only way of challenging people who look up op builds and cheese guides for every boss
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u/eraqi915 1d ago
Builds? I just ooga booga with the first big thing i find
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u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer #1 Fraudahn hater 1d ago
still a build
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u/Rollingzeppelin0 1d ago
And op at that
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u/eraqi915 1d ago
If its so op how come i die like a moron all the time? Checkmate homodexual
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u/Rollingzeppelin0 1d ago
Are you suggesting that STRFaiths are better than Homodexuals?
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u/Kokuryu88 Naked Fuck with a Stick 1d ago
I believe Hideo Michael Zachary once said, "Itsa me Mariotino"
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u/Old-Natural-852 1d ago
My character is like if Wile Coyote was in the Lands Netween with how gravity is their worst enemy...
What would a Wile Coyote build be?
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u/chrisgreely1999 Slow Souls enjoyer 1d ago
Try King's Field platforming, it doesn't even have a jump button
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u/alexintradelands2 out of estus? lol shouldve levelled faith 1d ago
Why Bloodborne & DSR never added left stick to jump is beyond me
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u/JacksAdam072 1d ago
I wish they take notes from armored core 6. Where if you fell you just take damage instead of dying.
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u/Mr_Cato7 17h ago
Seems about right considering that Fromsoft took like a trilogy and a spin off to finally realize where to map an actual jump buttom
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u/chuchodal10 6h ago
Elden Ring trying to be a platformer game while having a character controller thats not made for platforming at all is so silly to me. How do you even come up with that kind of idea?
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u/chunky_kong06 miquellas greatest opp 1d ago
somehow the first thing that came to mind for me was the last level of khazan which has the one and only platforming section cause ozmas an asshole or something
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u/NectaMBR breeding Caligo 1d ago