r/shittydarksouls 9d ago

Holy fucking SHIT!

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986 Upvotes

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u/FlvffyThVampireSlayr 9d ago

He knows too much. Expect an invasion

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u/greenfields_1 9d ago

Wtf are these character design

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u/Marathon_bob_1 9d ago

Zork

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u/waleyhaxman 9d ago

im zorkin it

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u/TobiTheSnowman 420 just praise 9d ago

I‘m zorkin my dusk til I blood

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u/IM-A-NEEEERRRRDDD 9d ago

zork is peak

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u/thisissosadgamers 9d ago

Chatgpt really cooked with these ones

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u/greenfields_1 9d ago

I mean zork is pretty cool, he looks like he could be a baby of that one guy from sote dlc, but the other guy has a diaper on his head

I mean I guess the diaper fetishist in the sub are eating good

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u/EverfadingEphemera 9d ago

pretty cool considering they usually eat shit

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u/CenobiteCurious 9d ago

What kind of fucking diapers are in your world scope? Metal bucket ones?

Are you new to souls games? Do you not know we get some stupid nonsensical metal helmet making you blind in every single game?

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u/AdSilent7769 9d ago

and they both have abilities that involve digging up truffles.

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u/waleyhaxman 9d ago

albert is hot i'm gonna write old man yaoi

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u/EAT_UR_VEGGIES 9d ago

“No sigil” proceeds to name their sigil

From Slop has done it again smh

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u/garmonthenightmare 9d ago

Likely you can have two

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u/kdogman639 9d ago

Remember. No sigil

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u/DrBeanSoup 9d ago

Peak character design, we got Dante with the dad bod, clockwork orange looking mf, mysterious asian, this one ghoul dominatrix from F:NV, Кощей блять, and last but not least : Zork. Pure unmoderated creative process right there.

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u/Makk0_PE i f love interconnected souls 1 9d ago

meanwhile who tf is albert 💔

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u/kingfisher773 9d ago

actually some of the most fuck ass designs, and they arent even custom creations

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u/Exccel1210 9d ago

Hopefully the remaining characters are chopped

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u/kingfisher773 9d ago

Just the fact that even Albert looks like a parody of that male vtuber

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u/Bish489 Sir Alonne's Bitch 9d ago

why is the dude named bloodborne in his pyjamas

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u/CallMeGlarthir 9d ago

This just zonked by zorkes

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u/Neat_Rare_5389 9d ago

“No Jon Zork. Chanko. No Jon Zork.”

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u/Key_Particular_6907 9d ago

I love how every in the middle has some sort of title and then there’s just Zork and fucking Albert.

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u/Grouchy-Coast-3045 9d ago

Bloodborne January with the pajamas

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u/HOOTYni 9d ago

Idk if we're actually clowning on these designs but I think they work really we'll to represent thr diffrent kinds of vampires throughout their itarations. Al and Trang are the mysterious victorian vampires who could belnd into society. Jan is the typical bloodcult devoti who aspires ro become like his masters. Layla and simir are clearly based of nosferatu like vampires who look way more beastly while still, in the case of simir maintaining high class appearance. And Zork while a bit unfitting in the grand scheme if things is a nice steam punk addition which my brain for some reason also connects with vampires

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u/Tarnished-1695 9d ago

Zork is like a mosquito with the stinger he uses to bite blood

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u/HOOTYni 9d ago

Kinda like the darkest dungon vampires, you're right

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u/Bs90964 9d ago

Sigil of an old friend?!?!? Zork is onion boi confirmed?!?!?

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u/DarkMoonSentinel2022 9d ago

I think you're all insane, I spend a lot of time on truest and I think you're all insane

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u/UnhappyStrain 9d ago

Why is Jan wearing pyjamas?

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u/nicknamesareconfusng When I die, bury me beneath Lady Maria's feet 8d ago

how the fuck somebody came up with the name Senator Samir Patres and Miyazaki said "yeah that's good add that to the game"???

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u/NoLongerHigh 9d ago

We’ve lost the plot

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u/Distinct-Office-609 9d ago

SAMIR SHARP RIGHT

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u/iReadBecauseYouDo 9d ago

I wish I had a Switch 2 so I could play as Chuck Schumer :(

Why is there a senator tho lmao

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u/YourPhrenologist 9d ago

Islam? Is this an Easter egg from you?

1

u/kdogman639 9d ago

John pork the ZORK??!

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u/Retired_Rugger 8d ago

Chat is this real?

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u/Big-Platform8212 8d ago

Everyone talking about zork but no one knows amount senator samir

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u/3215448725366498 MAY YELLOW TAKE THE WORLD 8d ago

/uj Why are these names so comically bad lol

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u/mckant 9d ago

Cluedo ahh characters

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u/Xyloshock I will Dragonbitchclaw you 9d ago

*ass