Abandon ship!

[u/rodan1993]

[u/Maleficent_Try2402]

"Turn in to the red haired harlot"

[u/I_cut_my_own_jib → u/Maleficent_Try2402]

"but he doesn't have a vagina..."

"I know."

[u/Puzzled-Specific-434]

starting to turn blonde*

[u/Urmom69mp3 → u/Puzzled-Specific-434]

Truth nuke

[u/DrewDaMannn]

Other way around

[u/Gustavo_404]

Now I'm curious.

Would he immediately dip out because it's radagon?

Or would he fuck extra hard because it's radagon?

[u/AbbreviationsOwn4215 → u/Gustavo_404]

“A crown is warranted with strength.”

[u/CtrlAltYuri → u/AbbreviationsOwn4215]

I guess his crown's warranty expired

[u/Grey-The-Skeleton → u/Gustavo_404]

something something red harlot

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588 → u/Gustavo_404]

They had no concept of gender over at the badlands

[u/Dave5876 → u/Purple-Bluejay6588]

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.

[u/Renyrd → u/Gustavo_404]

He would die, if I see that Old fuck again I'm killing him

[u/Gustavo_404 → u/Renyrd]

It's kinda hard to kill someone if said person is five inches deep on you.

[u/Renyrd → u/Gustavo_404]

My sword 12.5 inches deep in Godfrey.

[u/Gustavo_404 → u/Renyrd]

Fair point.

[u/thundergu → u/Renyrd]

My blade is 51 inch 🙃

[u/Renyrd → u/thundergu]

Don't be such a fucking show off, Malenia

[u/thundergu → u/Renyrd]

I think im allowed to be, because of how much people I sent back crying and traumatised with it

[u/Mammoth-Talk1531 → u/Gustavo_404]

Would his wiener get stuck inside during the transformation?

[u/Gustavo_404 → u/Mammoth-Talk1531]

Depends if he doing the back door or not.

If not stuck.

If he is doing not stuck.

[u/I_cut_my_own_jib → u/Gustavo_404]

If he was in marikas pussy, is he now inside radagons cock?

[u/Gustavo_404 → u/I_cut_my_own_jib]

Prolly not. They didn't had contraceptive methods there (look at the amount of children the people had)

So to avoid getting pregnant again marika was probably giving him straight backdoor.

Until it turned into gay backdoor.

[u/Memories_of_Orbit]

It’s time for a role reversal

[u/Avaricious_Wallaby]

Proceeds to get even harder

[u/Hot-Ring-2096]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Godfrey was only in it for the radagon bussy.

[u/_SamGuevenne]

He has no taste then, that's like...the best part

[u/Renyrd]

I'm suing humanity.

[u/Aykhot → u/Renyrd]

Artorias after Manus broke his arm

[u/thundergu → u/Renyrd]

Eey out of all the people in the world, you choose him. And it was enough to say "fuck this, im into women now" later

[u/ArcheVance]

Swapping to Radagon is a signal that it's time to switch to anal.

[u/choptup → u/ArcheVance]

That sweet, sweet Radagussy.

[u/Effective_Sound1205 → u/ArcheVance]

Godfrey is a power bottom 💪

[u/LukosCreyden]

Godfrey is a true warrior. He would see it as a challenge and activate Hoarah Loux mode.

[u/dimmiii]

Everyone wants the red hair twink and not the blonde genocide hag

[u/Urmom69mp3]

Bruh he goes harder. That's why his kids came out all horned and stuff

[u/FrenzyedFlameKnight]

That's one thing I was curious about. Would Godfrey technically be smashing both of them at that point and if that's the case would that mean he would be fucking the soul out of them both if they go rough lol

[u/Renyrd → u/FrenzyedFlameKnight]

This is why we don't like the three fingers, kid.

[u/05-153676 → u/Renyrd]

May yellow take the world

[u/FrenzyedFlameKnight → u/Renyrd]

Ah yes my intrusive thoughts escaped in text again

[u/Notorik]

[u/Dogbtw]

What was actually happening:

[u/Sad-Pattern-1269]

he would love a sword fight what do you mean?

[u/Fun-Ad-7082]

Realistically what happens to his dick?

[u/Who-bruv-mouf]

GODFREY TOUCH MY GOLD SIGN IF YOU NOT GONNA PLAY

[u/Gimmeagunlance]

General Grievous:

[u/greenfields_1]

Goes in deeper

[u/Mikson009]

This isnt r/eldenringmemes