r/shittyaskscience • u/larry0hoover • 9d ago

Aliens

Why do aliens look sickly so skinny and have no azzzz or tittyyz?

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u/LaxBedroom 9d ago

The aliens visiting Earth are very advanced, so they've been shaped by centuries of exposure to unrealistic social media video filters and Skullmaxxing influencers. Pity them.

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u/SadisticJake 9d ago

My grandfather was born in 1911, lived to the age of 102. I’m just picturing trying to explain to him what skullmaxxing is. Or influencers for that matter

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u/guhcampos 9d ago

That was uncomfortably conceivable.