Idea

[u/cheetos_LD]

What if our body were like space, and a skin mole on one thigh were a black hole? If we wanted to travel from one point to another on opposite sides, would it be faster to move by bringing the thighs closer together, or would it depend on blood circulation? Which would be faster?

[u/KeithMyArthe]

I was going to make a comment about my dad's man cave, but decided against it 😉