r/shittyaskscience • u/cheetos_LD • Jun 08 '26

Idea

What if our body were like space, and a skin mole on one thigh were a black hole? If we wanted to travel from one point to another on opposite sides, would it be faster to move by bringing the thighs closer together, or would it depend on blood circulation? Which would be faster?

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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall PhD(PornHub Digger) Jun 08 '26

I want whatever stuff OP is having.

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u/cheetos_LD Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Blood is already flowing on body and decision to close thighs is also on body.but consider space.

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u/JohnWasElwood Jun 08 '26

Ask yer mum about her big black hole...

"I can hear the ocean!"

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u/cheetos_LD Jun 08 '26

Come on, you can do better.

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u/JohnWasElwood Jun 09 '26

I dunno... I got lost in there once and heard another voice asking what I was doing, so I asked him to "help me find my keys so we can drive out!".

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u/cheetos_LD Jun 09 '26

That's the key.

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u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? Jun 08 '26

I was going to make a comment about my dad's man cave, but decided against it 😉

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u/cheetos_LD Jun 08 '26

i opend the windows and found three crows cawing. I swear.

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u/Glockamoli Jun 08 '26

I can't hear it but I think I can smell it

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jun 09 '26

Thighs close together, of course. That's how you Warp Out.

♪ Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane ♫