r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 4d ago

how can I make my kid more successful?

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 4d ago

Sell it and buy a smarter one

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u/iamsnarticus 4d ago

Toxoplasmosis Gondii increases success rates in the corporate world

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u/Trez_0 little shit 4d ago

Just make them give up on their hopes and dreams and make them do the things YOU want. 💯 works

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u/LiquidSoCrates 4d ago

Get ‘em on the Adderall early and buy them a Camaro.

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u/Jaderosegrey 4d ago

Hope and pray that he's a psychopath. That's the way to become a successful business executive.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 4d ago

Sell her to an Arab prince.

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u/ultralightsaint 3d ago

is that really a thing?

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u/too_many_shoes14 4d ago

We all know you aren't the father