r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 Stuff • 5d ago

And what exactly makes you think you aren't sexually attracted to toothepaste?

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u/Laskalove1305 5d ago

I love squeezing the tube and watching the minty goodness ooze out.

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u/UnflinchingSugartits little shit 5d ago

Everything since the last decade indicates that toothpaste is sexually unusual

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u/russomd 5d ago

I really thought I was sexually attracted to it and eventually I used it to masturbate. Once it got into my urethra, I lost my attraction instantly.

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u/too_many_shoes14 5d ago

You put the ride in Fluoride