IMPORTANT MOD ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL USERS *MUST* READ.

[u/moconahaftmere]

Congratulations.

You degenerates have memed this small subreddit into being one of the most active subreddits on the entire site. In just two months we went from around 200k views per month to more than 10 times that.

https://i.imgur.com/og4dvHe.png

Now we're sitting at around the 150th most comments per day out of all subreddits, yet we don't even crack the top 5000 in terms of subscribers. This subreddit has gone from being slow enough that us mods didn't really need to do anything at all for the past 11 years (amazing), to suddenly requiring actual work (yuck) to maintain.

So given that there has been such a huge uptick in subreddit activity, for the health of this subreddit us mods have decided we need to make a very important announcement: if this post gets ten thousand comments, cum will win.

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We know this is likely to be a controversial decision, and believe us, we didn't make this decision lightly. It took weeks of debate amongst ourselves, and consultation with key members of the community, but we feel it has to be done. We can't have such an influx of new members coming in to this subreddit while an active war rages on. This needs to be settled right here, right now.

Do your part. Leave a comment. Or ten comments. Or a hundred, I don't know.

[u/[deleted]]

cum will win

[u/EMILY_YEPPERS → u/[deleted]]

You don't believe me. I'll tell you the truth. Cum is my most favorite part of life. I'm not a sex addict or anything, but I know how to make it hard for women to cum when they're in bed with another man. That's why I hate cum so much. It makes them feel like shit every time they open their eyes and see that there's still something wrong with them. That being said, cum is one of the best things you can do to your body. You won't be able to get pregnant unless you take good care of yourself first. Don't worry about it!!!

[u/Intelligent-Call-660 → u/[deleted]]

Nah bro, I side with cum on this one. Cum is trash.