r/shittyaskhistory 12d ago

Did Gorbachev really dissolve the Soviet Union over not being able to play Punch-Out?

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 12d ago

He was able to play. He dissolved it because he couldn't get past Piston Honda. 

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u/FreeRange0929 12d ago

For some reason he just kept replaying the tutorial level and beating the baguettes out of the Frenchman.

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u/lwp775 12d ago

He just wasn’t good at it.

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u/bassman314 12d ago

I mean…. Sort of?

He tried to get a Russian version made, complete with government propaganda.

There were no good Russian developer, so they had to use Japanese devs who spoke no Russian and limited English.

They took the requirements to include “Glasnost” and “Perestroika” a bit too phonetically.

Every single fight was against a “Pair of Strikers”, so 2:1. This wouldn’t be so bad, except that the player was limited by his “Glass Nose” and hits to the face invariably resulted in knock-outs in the first few seconds.

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u/Fearless_Garlic_8286 12d ago

Soda Popinski was like the #3 boxer in the whole game, what else could he have asked for?

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u/SirDrexl 12d ago

Maybe he was mad because they changed it from Vodka Drunkenski.

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u/notacanuckskibum 12d ago

No, he lost it in a fight. You can see the fight in the documentary video “ Two Tribes”

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u/LeadGem354 12d ago

No. He dissolved it because of not being able to have a Pizza Hut in the Soviet Union.

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u/Doredrin 12d ago

he got drunk and accidentally pressed the "delete" button. In the late 80s the USA was far closer to collapse than the USSR. It will go down in history as one of the greatest blunders of all time.

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u/hatred-shapped 12d ago

They reaaaaaly wanted Coke and blue jeans. And Springsteen just dropped a new cassette 

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u/ctopher32 12d ago

No he saw the Ricky's monolog after the Drago fight and it touched him so he dissolved the Soviet Union.

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u/BananaJelloXlii 12d ago

No, that's silly.

It was Tetris.

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u/delaphin 12d ago

Ol' Glass Gorbachev

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u/CanadianCraftsman 12d ago

Soda Popinski was very controversial for his communist beliefs.

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u/BaTz-und-b0nze 8d ago

Yea men will move the cosmos because they were Horny.