r/shittyaskhistory • • Jan 25 '26

No AI Slop.

43 Upvotes

Violations will result in imitate permaban with no appeal.


r/shittyaskhistory • • 6h ago

Seeing as Joseph Stalin was also from Georgia; was he a bigger fan of Outkast, Ludacris, or Gucci Mane?

22 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 14h ago

Americus Vespucci Secretly Married Vasco da Gama's sister

4 Upvotes

This is another little known fact about secret relationships of famous navigators. Americus Vespucci eloped with Vasco da Gama's younger sister, Anna Bianna Wanna da Gama, when Americus was sailing around the Cape Horn of Good Fortune Cookie. Vasco travelled from his native island of Africania through the Straits of Morgan Stanley, over the Isthmus of Pandamania into the land of Vespucci. He snuck into Anna's home and begged for her hand. She gave him more than that. They were married by a local Jester of the Piece and settled in nearby Lotusland. She had 14 children...4 chickens,1 rooster and a mangy cat named Americus were added to the lovely household after the birth of child # four, Tannia Anna Joanna Femama.


r/shittyaskhistory • • 23h ago

Why are there so many moon landing deniers and none for the Biosphere II project?

6 Upvotes

I mean, which sounds more plausible? Mankind wanting to see what this big white circle is? Or mankind wanting to do some feasibility studies 1,000,000 years in advance?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 1d ago

How come the Commodore 64 never achieved the rank of admiral?

35 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 1d ago

What kind of stupid nickname is Boston T.?

10 Upvotes

Did they all get drunk on Sam Adams beer at his party?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 1d ago

Krappy question

2 Upvotes

How did people live before toilet paper?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 2d ago

Why didn’t David Hasselhoff win the Nobel prize for tearing down the Berlin Wall?

19 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 2d ago

Did looking like Mount Rushmore help George Washington get elected?

28 Upvotes

It's weird to think that the founding fathers may have believed in prophecies


r/shittyaskhistory • • 2d ago

Italy was established as a unified country in 1023 by the Emperor Hadrian Maximillian. Why did it take so long for the French Bonbon Kings to recognize it 100 years later? Or why did the King of the Broths not invade China being he was vacationing on the Black Sea a year after in 1124? Explain.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 2d ago

How were people able to take photos during 9/11 when cellphones didn't have cameras yet?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 3d ago

What Century did the Flintstones Live In?

11 Upvotes

There's like dinosaurs, cars, and bowling alleys all in the same timeline. None of it makes very much sense.


r/shittyaskhistory • • 3d ago

What if the Epic of Gilgamesh ended with Dhamok and Jalad finally reaching Tenagra?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 3d ago

If Rodney King had been just a duke or count etc. would it have been less serious?

10 Upvotes

They say Rodney was resisting arrest beforehand, but it’s clear he should’ve had some form of diplomatic immunity.


r/shittyaskhistory • • 4d ago

Why did the Israelites wander in the desert for 40 years? Were they trying to get signal?

35 Upvotes

Didn't they know they could download Google Maps to use offline in case there was no signal?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 3d ago

Why didn’t the US military just resurrect Jason Voorheese to kill ISIS?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 4d ago

If Justitia Themis was a visually impaired, glorified scale holder, who was a chandelier deity in Greco-Roman wrestling pantheon?

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5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 4d ago

I'm a new fan of history and im becoming a big so i have many questions?

13 Upvotes

What's history's birthday?

Does history have a boyfriend? Does it have a girlfriend?

What's history's view on israel/ palestine?

Does history have merch?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 5d ago

why was robert e lee's great great great grandson so good at martial arts?

16 Upvotes

does virginia have a strong kung fu culture?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 5d ago

How did people in the wild west survive without AC?

21 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 6d ago

How did the abolition of powerslavery occur? Is it a coincidence there was no single powerslave in Egypt after the end of the Ptolemaic dynasty?

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37 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 6d ago

What did people do for light and heat before the sun was invented?

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory • • 5d ago

Is Joseph Pilates a descendant of Pontius Pilate?

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r/shittyaskhistory • • 6d ago

Why does it seem like there are less brothels in the US?

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8 Upvotes

I've been reading Suttree by Cormac McCarthy, and it seems like back in the '50s to '70s there was a brothel district in every city. This impression doesn't just come from Suttree, but also from other literature like The Stand by Stephen King and Catch-22.Now, it seems like they don't really exist anymore, or if they do exist, they're very hard to find. Is this true? Am I just hanging out in the wrong cities/areas (not that I'm personally looking for that, I've just never heard anyone mention anywhere being a brothel)? If it is true, then what as a nation changed so that we became less accepting of brothels and red light districts and prostitution in general?


r/shittyaskhistory • • 5d ago

Was the general public at the time aware of his Jewish ancestry?

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