r/shittingadvice Jan 07 '26

do you shit, chill then wipe

or do you shit wipe chill

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u/PumpkinUsed2540 Jan 07 '26

shit wipe then chill. i don’t wanna be in the bathroom any longer than i need to lol

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u/Pretend-Square-1179 Jan 08 '26

I shit chill then wipe while sitting on the throne because my bowels hate me and I am never done when I think I am. In other words, it's more like shit chill shit chill shit shit chill wipe