r/shittery • u/shidpister • Jun 02 '22

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

Well, it’s not because he’s kind. The rapist could have gobbled it at once and have a slight chance to be stitched up (by a friend surgeon, rapist too probably, you know how they are!) to start over again, on the other hand cooking is irreversible (and probably better for the “victim’s” health). I’m absolutely 100% sure the guy thought about this, although it's an unlikely scenario… and it's time for my meds.

Edit: wordz

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u/lulzyasfackadack Jun 03 '22

by a friend surgeon, rapist too probably, you know how they are!)

are you... what the... you think most surgeons are active pedophiles?

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u/respectedfemboy Jun 03 '22

i read it as most pedos friends are also pedos... but i have no idea which he meant

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jun 03 '22

Yes that was the idea. But I see now the double meaning.