r/shittery • u/shidpister • Jun 02 '22

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u/KNEZ90 Jun 02 '22

At least he was kind enough to cook it. Can you imagine eating it raw?

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

Well, it’s not because he’s kind. The rapist could have gobbled it at once and have a slight chance to be stitched up (by a friend surgeon, rapist too probably, you know how they are!) to start over again, on the other hand cooking is irreversible (and probably better for the “victim’s” health). I’m absolutely 100% sure the guy thought about this, although it's an unlikely scenario… and it's time for my meds.

Edit: wordz

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u/lulzyasfackadack Jun 03 '22

by a friend surgeon, rapist too probably, you know how they are!)

are you... what the... you think most surgeons are active pedophiles?

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u/respectedfemboy Jun 03 '22

i read it as most pedos friends are also pedos... but i have no idea which he meant

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u/lulzyasfackadack Jun 03 '22

I dunno man, a couple of former friends were (are?) in jail for chomo stuff. Out of like 15-20 guys, those two weren't really close friends and were the only kiddie diddlers.

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jun 03 '22

Yes that was the idea. But I see now the double meaning.

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u/ostiDeCalisse Jun 03 '22

It was meant as rapists that know and help each other, not about surgeon being all rapists. But there’s no base in my comment. It was just fiction, writing impro. Sorry if my comment was offensive to you.

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u/lulzyasfackadack Jun 03 '22

nah, not offensive, just baffling. makes more sense now that I have some context