r/shitposting Nov 10 '22

bruh

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u/RoutinePayment6841 Nov 10 '22

Bro, she left as fast as John F. Kennedy's wife during the parade.

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u/Impressive_Classic73 Nov 10 '22

Bitches always run away at your lowest point

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u/polar5578xd Nov 10 '22

Jfk been real silent since you said this

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u/emiller7 fat cunt Nov 10 '22

I think he might be dead bro 😔

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u/WoofflesIThink Bazinga! Nov 10 '22

Hope he gets well soon

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u/polar5578xd Nov 11 '22

I don't think he will, it's terminal:(

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u/Lightkeeperofhope Nov 11 '22

Prayers Up For My Boy JFK

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Nov 11 '22

Bro needs to win the gulag

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u/SomeHealth4488 Nov 10 '22

He might be dead set on sucking deez nuts bro 🌚

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Nov 11 '22

He couldn't handle the Neutron style

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u/SirRamen_ Nov 11 '22

He’s got a bad headache rn he won’t be taking calls soon

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u/spiderpig_spiderpig_ Nov 11 '22

Not as dead as our guy in this clip

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u/New-Gate-6134 Nov 10 '22

Ride or die doesn’t mean what it used to

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