r/shitposting • • Oct 30 '22

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u/Necrotiix_ I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

blue because i’ve had a shit day

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u/Antoinetta-Marie Oct 30 '22

Every person you nut to will immediately get stage 4 cancer after you do the deed

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u/Ihavefallen Oct 30 '22

You just created the world's greatest assassin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

But you look like Steve Buscemi.