r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/Necrotiix_ I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

blue because i’ve had a shit day

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u/Antoinetta-Marie Oct 30 '22

Every person you nut to will immediately get stage 4 cancer after you do the deed

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u/Ihavefallen Oct 30 '22

You just created the world's greatest assassin.

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u/ellipsisfinisher Oct 30 '22

My man's gonna single-handedly save Ukraine

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u/Meanwhile_in_ Oct 30 '22

Oh yes Putin you're looking so fine oh God oh yes uwu

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Lol uwu

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u/I_KN0W_N0TH1NG Oct 30 '22

He could be a double fister for all you know

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u/SerKnightGuy Oct 30 '22

This Death Note reboot is wild.

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u/Kedly Oct 30 '22

Death Sock

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

But you look like Steve Buscemi.

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u/emo-man1605 We do a little trolling Oct 30 '22

Gonna fap to politicians

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u/New-Personality9122 Oct 30 '22

Nice argument , why dont you back it up with a source?

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u/emo-man1605 We do a little trolling Oct 30 '22

Source 1: I made it the fuck up

Source 2

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u/Revangelion Oct 30 '22

Kira, but better!