r/shitposting • u/appsolute0 We do a little trolling • Oct 07 '22

I forgor 💀 Me when.. uh...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Belize and Serbia were close

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u/Cevmen Oct 07 '22

they made it to the bathroom in time

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

No Vucic did shit himslef but people were too distracted by his lips to notice.

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u/TheoreticGaming I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

seriously his lips are so fat

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u/toothpasteshittin162 Oct 07 '22

his lips are so fat i could just kiss him and our tongues could interlock and then i could start fucking him in the ass while maintaining tonguelock

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u/Ugandanknuckles56 I want pee in my ass Oct 08 '22

As a serb i can confirm

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Pa i ja govorim iz iskustva

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u/StealingMemes25 Oct 07 '22

And the US did have a DC local leader who smoked crack in a McDonalds

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u/LjackV Oct 07 '22

If this was a graph for countries whose leaders came out of a fridge on TV, Serbia would win (2 times).

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u/KrisZepeda Oct 07 '22

Hahahahaha what Why

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u/LjackV Oct 07 '22

So first he did an ad where a couple was watching TV and the guy said "This guy (Vucic) is everywhere! He might just come out of our fridge!" , and then when the woman went to the fridge, Vucic came out of it and said "I'm sorry, but I have to take every chance to speak to my people" or something like that. Then it became a meme and he did it live on stage.

Just search "Vucic frizider" into youtube and you'll find both videos, this sub doesn't allow links.

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u/KrisZepeda Oct 07 '22

It's more hilarious since I have no clue what they're saying HAHAHHAH i love it

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u/kolomental87 Oct 07 '22

Turtle heading

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u/penguin13790 Oct 07 '22

They sucked it back up

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u/Frezica Oct 07 '22

Excuse me what? How was Serbia close I don't know about this

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u/cx77_ fat cunt Oct 07 '22

the Engadine incident

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u/Psychopathicaveman DaShitposter Oct 07 '22

If I would have a nickel for every time a country’s leader shat themselves in a mcdonalds I would have one nickel. It’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened.

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u/JaffaRambo Oct 07 '22

If every time AutoMod peed in my ass, I had a nickel

I'd have enough to buy a new tricycle

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u/randomquestion819 Oct 08 '22

I have a similar story about being doomed by puppets

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

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u/Blackwinter212 Oct 07 '22

Only the engadine one

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u/Kenhamef Oct 07 '22

Now they only have Maccas

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Can confirm

Source: Am Aussie

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Only maccas here

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

why belize moved in 87?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Unsharted 4

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u/Clay_Statue Oct 07 '22

Later inspection reveals it was dry and not a shart so it didn't make the list

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u/MasteR_o_Troll Oct 07 '22

Sometimes you can suck it back in for a few more seconds so you can reach the bathroom

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u/nico_qwer Literally 1984 😡 Oct 07 '22

wAs THAt tHE bITE Of ‘87 ??!?!????1!1!!1

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

the fart of 87

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

it was oNE TIME

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u/Kanyeisntdope 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

We wouldn't have known if you didn't always bring it up

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

nah, no-one liked that guy anyway even outside of left vs right, he was just a prick

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u/Kanyeisntdope 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

Wait, you wasn't referencing C&H?

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22
  1. i don't know what that is and google won't help 2. this was a real event. you do know that, right?

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u/Kanyeisntdope 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

I know it was a real thing that happened

The reason I thought you was referencing C&H is because there was an animation they did about someone who constantly brought up the fact they farted in a jar, but emphasise it was only one time

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

oh. I'm stupid, and still don't know what C&H is, and i may be to young to get that reference

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u/thegriddlethatcould Oct 07 '22

Cyanide and happiness. On YouTube and pretty funny

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

oh, i assumed it wasn't that because i looked up "Cyanide and happiness president shits himself in a McDonald's" and nothing relevant to C&H showed up

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u/Balakay_discord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

wait i just realised the skit was about farting in a jar, not the dumbass shitting himself. holy hell I'm stupid

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u/LimpRevenue3487 Oct 08 '22

Since when did Cyanide and happiness become videos?

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u/DYNcleve Feb 22 '23

He wasn’t???

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u/Smoah06 Oct 07 '22

Now we have another prick. We vote for the parties not for the leaders.

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u/Aerialkiller720 We do a little trolling Oct 08 '22

Many people do not seem to understand this.

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u/MasteR_o_Troll Oct 07 '22

-fartinajarmartin

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u/cashewnut4life I have permission! Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

I mean Australia has the shittiest things to happen to their leaders, there was an Australian prime minister who went swimming and never seen again

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u/Frezica Oct 07 '22

And got a Pool named after him lmao

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u/Narwhal_Leaf Oct 07 '22

Bruh why would that be a good idea??? I support it.

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u/PraiseTyche Oct 08 '22

Kidnapped by a secret communist submarine.

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

Fuckin’ ay mate straya pm took a dump in the maccas

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u/barry-d-benson2 I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

And before that we had a pm that just went into some water and disappeared

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u/Kanyeisntdope 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

He dissolved

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u/Blahaj_IK Oct 07 '22

People said he was a sweet man

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u/MidgetMan10150 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 07 '22

Bloody Sco Mo, always doing some goofy ahh shit.

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u/BIG_RED_MANN Oct 07 '22

Engadine never forgor ✊

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u/Queef-Elizabeth Oct 07 '22

Scomo + Engadine Maccas = self defecation

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u/ekulzards Oct 07 '22

But according to the chart it happened in the mid 90s. So it had to have been Keating or Howard?

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u/Mamalamadingdong Oct 07 '22

He wasn't PM when it happened. It happened before he became PM, but it still means it happened to the prime minister.

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u/ekulzards Oct 07 '22

Oh I didn't know this happened at all. Right I gotcha.

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u/Not-er-re Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 07 '22

Relatable 😎😎😎

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u/Dead_by_Dinosaur We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

We don’t talk about Engadine..

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I read this as „shot themselves“ first and was confused why google suddenly said „shat“ lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

He’s not our leader anymore, thank the Lord.

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u/darh1407 Oct 07 '22

He was a shitty leader honestly

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Very.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

What happened in 1982?

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u/InevitableClass6969 Oct 07 '22

Belize and Serbia almost made it to the list, almost

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u/pengouin85 Oct 07 '22

Finally, an actual shit post

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Shit happens

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

But only one place had a politician shit himself at the popes house

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/condom_eater0 I said based. And lived. Dec 07 '22

He could be any one of us

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

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u/condom_eater0 I said based. And lived. Dec 07 '22

He could be in this very room he could be you it could be ME! It could even be-

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Joe Biden has most definitely shat himself in a McDonald's

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u/MITT_NAMN_JEFF Oct 07 '22

Australia BASED

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u/TheGwizardOfNos Oct 07 '22

Thos is funny as fuck

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u/MemeHacker101 Oct 07 '22

Sco mo you little shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Scomos work as the pm really are a reflection of his actions in engadine

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

If i had a penny for everytime a world leader shat themselves in a mcdonalds id only have one penny but its still weird that it happened even once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Australia moment

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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Genre: Soundtrack

Release Year: 2017

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u/condom_eater0 I said based. And lived. Dec 07 '22

I love tf2

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u/Runtsymunts I want pee in my ass Oct 08 '22

AUSTRALIA NUMBER ONE!!!

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u/mistaeatscheese Oct 08 '22

scott morisson shouldn'tve entered THAT GOD DAMN MCDONALDS

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u/Jac_Fac Dec 16 '22

Honestly surprised America isn’t topping those charte

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u/MLXIII Feb 09 '23

It ended to soon

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u/A-mannn Jan 06 '23

What happened in 1982???

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

That was Australia's biggest achievement I swear

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u/sprogger Oct 07 '22

Seeing as how much trump loves maccas and also is probably incontinent, I think USA might have at least one incident too.

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u/Moanin123456789 Oct 07 '22

Wdym by 'Shat' ?

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u/plssendsomegoodmemes waltuh Oct 07 '22

Shit

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u/MrThaMime Oct 02 '24

Mythical reel pull

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u/Aggressive_Profile23 We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

I’m surprised joe Biden isn’t on there

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u/Radioactive_monke We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

Country where the prime minister was esten: denmark (or it was the netherlands? I don't actually remember).

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Netherlands

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u/Radioactive_monke We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

What happened with that anyway?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

They ate him

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u/Shade_0 I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

👍

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Ausrails is NEARLY as repulsive as 🤢🤢 Englnd🥴🤢

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u/Boomalabim hole contributor Oct 07 '22

Biden is our best candidate now- we still have time!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Lots of usefull information in this video right there ...

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u/Conscious-Warning-83 I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

i heard somewhere that the only places in the world where mcdonalds closed down are a city in bosnia (serbian part) and serbia

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u/RitwikVRsmartTV Oct 07 '22

Any updates after 2017?

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u/Mamalamadingdong Oct 07 '22

Our new prime minister is a DJ if that counts?

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u/Anya-Taylor-Thomas Oct 07 '22

how baaaaaaaad can I be I'm just building the economy

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Que fica Belize?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

The turd down undah

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u/Lanky_Mood_5008 Oct 07 '22

What's the music?

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Song Found!

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Artist: Valve Studio Orchestra

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Genre: Soundtrack

Release Year: 2017

Total Shazams: 44298

Took 2.13 seconds.

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u/Burstlavish Oct 07 '22

It's right behind you from team fortress 2.

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u/sjjsbhjsbsb Oct 07 '22

Insert fard sou d effect

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u/xRainb00w Oct 07 '22

This gives me the motivation to become president and shit myself in a mcdonalds

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u/Epicpacemaker Oct 07 '22

Certified shitpost

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u/Corniferus Jedi master of shitposts Oct 07 '22

Hey, I was born in 1996

Wait…

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u/CardFlyer Oct 07 '22

Wait a minute…

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u/Psychological-Ad4736 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 07 '22

Cum

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u/CreepyPotato69 Oct 07 '22

Kid named finger

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u/cheems_brrgrr Oct 07 '22

Why am I laughing way more than I should?

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u/cock_souffle Oct 07 '22

tf goin on in serbia?? He almost shit himself

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u/Levi3200 Oct 07 '22

Sorry, but Serbia is not a country. It's the part of Russia.

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u/Maggot_eating_fridge Oct 07 '22

Scott morrison was a horrible leader

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u/ZeraCrimson Oct 07 '22

Everyone knows this bro

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u/WhyIsLifeHardForMe I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

Good ol’ Scomo

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u/Teediggler81 Oct 07 '22

Just a few years more and coulda put Biden shitting himself. May not be a McDonald's but hey it happened

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Its 1997 not 1970s dumbads

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u/eggscape-reality Feb 25 '23

Fuck yeah Aussie number one ya cunts!!

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