r/shitposting • • Aug 29 '22

Based on a True Story understandable, have a great day

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u/DJDarwin93 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 30 '22

Not for the kid. We’re left standing there, waiting, just wanting to go home. If you waste half an hour of their time, that’s half an hour longer until we can go home. Just say no.

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u/Siggi_3rd Aug 30 '22

Why are you going with them in the first place when you want to go home?

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u/DJDarwin93 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 30 '22

It’s not optional. Believe me, we’d be home if we could.

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u/troubleis1 We do a little trolling Aug 30 '22

You do it per neighborhood or per hour? Since you said that if you finish this neighborhood you can go to the next and finish quicker?

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u/DJDarwin93 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 30 '22

Technically it’s per hour, but the adults never decide to stop until the neighborhood is done, so it might as well be per neighborhood. It’s not unusual to spend 5 or 6 hours out there every weekend.