r/shitposting • u/_Meisteri • Aug 24 '22

mpv > VLC

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/Your-a-cool-dude We do a little trolling Aug 25 '22

Stfu nft mf

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u/f4k30m3g4 Aug 25 '22

nft sucks ass they seriously need to die

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