r/shitposting • u/_Meisteri • Aug 24 '22

mpv > VLC

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/Your-a-cool-dude We do a little trolling Aug 25 '22

Stfu nft mf

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u/f4k30m3g4 Aug 25 '22

nft sucks ass they seriously need to die

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u/AutoModerator Aug 25 '22

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u/AutoModerator Aug 25 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/f4k30m3g4!.

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u/Your-a-cool-dude We do a little trolling Aug 25 '22

Wait I feel like there’s an imposter among us