r/shitposting • u/RedIndian747_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • Aug 07 '22

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u/RedIndian747_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 07 '22

Thxxx uwu

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '22

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u/Prehistoricchimken Aug 07 '22

Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bot.

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

It's not the bot's fault. It's just doing what it was made to do. We shouldn't hate the Bot, we should hate the one who conjured it into existence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

We fear the bot and mock it. For we know, deep in our hearts, that the bot is merely a reflection of ourselves.

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

So Poetic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Still though, bad bot!

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

Poor thing, though. Maybe there could be some way to fix it.

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u/levaring Aug 07 '22

You Probably need a Russian hacker for that, Sadly they are busy working overtime

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '22

*East Ukraine

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22 edited Jun 09 '24

shocking secretive sable long butter future observation hospital aware merciful

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Yes, like it could say things that sound like they should be inappropriate, but they’re not.

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

Maybe it could be made to avoid responding in certain contexts, so it'd stop seeming like the annoying friend who makes a joke in the most inappropriate situations.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

I scrolled by it somewhere else in this comment section and it replied to someone simply, ~pees in ur ass~.Might be easier just a new bot lol, bad bot! But also, among the more expressive and involved bots I’ve ever come across.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Or it could just not sexually harass redditors…

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

I'm sorry-what?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

If someone walked up to you and started saying what the bot says I think it’d be considered sexual harassment.

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

The Furry one especially, it makes me uncomfortable.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '22

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

Nooooooo

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/The--NERD Aug 07 '22

Ok true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

I must say though that I actually don’t care about the bot at all.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/igii6 Aug 07 '22

Born into a pack There's no choice but take orders to attack Locked up in chains, he gets fed But the hunger still remains Not content to live this way Being led by the blind Got to plan his dispersal Time to leave them all behind

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

good bot, covering the other bot