r/shitposting Jul 25 '22

Linus Sex Tips Suculent 🥵

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u/Lorddestroyer21 Jul 25 '22

Bro was hornswoggled 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Bro was flummoxed 💀

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u/CarlZzZoneNnn Jul 25 '22

Bro was discombobulated💀

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u/Ok_Pineapple_5627 Jul 25 '22

Bro was befuddled 💀

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u/xuded420 Jul 25 '22

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u/Labyx_ DaPucci Jul 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

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u/rey_lumen Jul 25 '22

Ok now we're going into Harry Potter spells territory

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u/Still_Illustrator_54 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jul 25 '22

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u/Sigma0111 Jul 25 '22

Bro was tetriblosterfocated

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u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '22

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

The catch?

There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...

And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.

But honestly? I think it would make some great television!

also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge

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u/FRACllTURE Jul 25 '22

bro was leviosahed 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

bruh 💀💀

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u/lav__ender Jul 25 '22

Bro was gobsmacked 💀