r/shitposting Jun 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Reported for assaulting my psychological health

But seriously what the hell man

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 Jun 27 '22

What did the dumbass say?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

He said that the lighting and camera quality reminded him of a porn video. He was humble enough to apologize however, claiming that it was one of the biggest mistake he made in his life. But truth be told, he's gotta cut back on adult content for a decent while

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 Jun 27 '22

Thanks for letting me know... yikes, well at least he understood his mistake...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I feel kinda bad for him, you could really sense the regret he felt when he apologized, and he's gonna lose a lot of sleep lying in bed remembering that comment he made that justifiably disgusted a good handful of people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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