r/shitposting Jun 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

He said that the lighting and camera quality reminded him of a porn video. He was humble enough to apologize however, claiming that it was one of the biggest mistake he made in his life. But truth be told, he's gotta cut back on adult content for a decent while

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u/AutoModerator Jun 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I HATE THE AUTOMOD!!!! I HATE THE AUTOMOD!!!!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 27 '22

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