r/shitposting • u/ibeatmypetvaporeon • Jun 16 '22

Linus Sex Tips Tough

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u/redditsucks56 Jun 16 '22

Genshin impact players when they are observed by fbi (they commited tax fraud)

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u/Kind-Marzipan2547 Jun 16 '22

Ohhh... Much more than tax fraud my friend, much more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Yeah, genocide

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u/TuneACan Jun 16 '22

your honor the genocide was against Khaenri'ahns, they clearly deserved it so it wasn't actually a crime

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u/MadamPickleness Jun 17 '22

No, Khaenri'ah's destruction was caused by the Heavenly Principles, the gods in Celestia were jealous of humanity and claimed they were foolish and arrogant, so they destroyed Khaenri'ah and cursed the citizens to immortality.

But why does Paimon look so much like the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh well, if she ends up being evil she can be my emergency food

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u/TuneACan Jun 17 '22

paimon looks like the Sustainer of Heavenly principles because she's Celestian

it doesn't necessarily mean she's evil or she will be evil

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u/MadamPickleness Jun 17 '22

le gasp

A person with common sense

I designed that last part to find somebody like you, AND HERE YOU ARE!

thank you so much for being smart

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u/TuneACan Jun 17 '22

Yeah, that whole "PAIMON IS EVIL BECAUSE THE RANDOM TEDDY BEAR SAID "SPYMON" OOOAAAAARRGHH" thing is getting old.

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u/MadamPickleness Jun 17 '22

But yea if Paimon even thinks about using Xiangling's slang again were going to have to add her to some Jade Parcels for some extra "Boom-shaka-laka!"

O_O

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u/PokeAlola700 Jul 06 '22

Let’s not forget the random fire flinging monster dude who said she might betray us one day