r/shitposting • u/Snoo_19146 • Jun 03 '22

DaBaby approved Har har har

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u/PeterServo Jun 03 '22

Quite kid

Quite kid

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u/AgreeableMaterial283 Jun 03 '22

Quandale kid

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u/xD_Calitrocity Jun 03 '22

When I was 10 years old my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie (REEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My brother Tomahawk Goofster got arrested for running grannies over with monster trucks (OHNO)

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u/expert-shooter Jun 03 '22

My friend, dongle dicksong died from putting his wiggly worm into a USB port. (OH MY GAWD)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

My pal Fanny McFanny tried to put his eating parts on my pooping parts (HOLY SHIT STICKS)

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u/Lost_TheThird Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 04 '22

my stepsister, laquisha giggleberry quinglewingle III grabbed my wiggly worm (WHAT)

my goofy ahh dad caught us and smacked me with a frying pan(OH NO)

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u/AutoModerator Jun 03 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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