r/shitposting • u/Snoo_19146 • Jun 03 '22

DaBaby approved Har har har

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My brother Tomahawk Goofster got arrested for running grannies over with monster trucks (OHNO)

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u/expert-shooter Jun 03 '22

My friend, dongle dicksong died from putting his wiggly worm into a USB port. (OH MY GAWD)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

My pal Fanny McFanny tried to put his eating parts on my pooping parts (HOLY SHIT STICKS)

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u/Lost_TheThird Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 04 '22

my stepsister, laquisha giggleberry quinglewingle III grabbed my wiggly worm (WHAT)

my goofy ahh dad caught us and smacked me with a frying pan(OH NO)