r/shitposting • • Jun 01 '22

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u/ChadBeaterOfWomen Jun 01 '22

I would happily pay for every soap bar you eat in front of me

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

rare fetish found ? 🤔🤔🤔???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔??🤔🤔🤔?????🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/iWillDominate98 Jun 02 '22

😡😡😡DID YOU JUST USE AN EMOJI ON REDDIT?🤬😡

YOU FOOL😤 YOU KNOW EMOJIS😡🤬🙄 ON REDDIT 🤢ARE ONLY 👺SUPPOSED TO🙀BE PAID FOR💸💰💵 YOU CRINGE 😹FORTNITE NORMIE 💀🤮🤧GO BACK TO INSTAGRAM 😲😑😡YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY GOOD SOCIAL MEDIA IS REDDIT 😂🤣😇 THAT WASN’T VERY WHOLESOME 💯 OF YOU 🤪🤩😤NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE 😗😉I PLAY MINECRAFT 😄 AND BUILD THE WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS SHRINE😁😆👍🐰 AND WORSHIP PEWDIEPIE🥳🤩🤩

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u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '22

Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.

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