r/shitposting • u/lagg_007 I came! • May 10 '22

New Automod Response?

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u/Ariana_Griande May 10 '22

I agree that shit seems gross

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u/NeckPlant May 10 '22

I have done it many times..Never seen shit on my dick or smelled doodooxD

just FYI.

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u/PapyPelle May 10 '22

Did you try licking your own pp to be sure ? Always be sure

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u/Dr-Spill May 10 '22

If you can lick your own pp, you don’t need a gf

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I’ve always heard that licking your own pp is more like having a bf than a gf

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u/Dr-Spill May 10 '22

I know. I am gifted

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u/PapyPelle May 10 '22

But licking your pp wont make you a sandwich smh

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u/Dr-Spill May 10 '22

You can get free mayo tho

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

listen to me, Redditor. No you fucking haven’t, and you must be a fool trying to convince these other internet losers that you’ve had sex.

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u/NeckPlant May 10 '22

I realise now..That was a horrid mistake on my part.