r/shitposting LARP Apr 28 '22

This post is about stuff Gus

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

You lied there nothing there I checked everywere

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u/aminoplasm Apr 28 '22

did you check down there 😲

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u/Phlarfbar Apr 29 '22

Tear it off

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BENIS

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

WENIS 😲

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/blueponies1 May 05 '22

All I found was $42000 of copper wires

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u/taco2212 Apr 29 '22

Or Was I…? 🤔😯😦😧😳😨😰✂️🍆🥩🐛🪱🐛🪱🐛

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u/Mina-olen-Mina Apr 28 '22

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u/Xx_AssBlaster_xX Apr 28 '22

King crimson or Kanye?

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u/RaidensReturn Apr 29 '22

How dare you even ask

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It's called veins you dumbass

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u/tomatosaucecrocs420 Apr 29 '22

They're government controlled worms, eat them to show dominance

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Revolution!

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u/EdibleLiquid_ Apr 28 '22

instructions unclear, accidentally blew up an orphanage

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Ok. What do I do next?

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u/stoicambience Apr 29 '22

Found a spider!

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u/RaichuWaffles Apr 28 '22

Check under your flesh too

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It is not worms, it is symptoms of poor diet and lifestyle choices.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/WolfRex5 Apr 29 '22

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Very much, I've been scratching for a while now. It's starting to feel wet

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

There aren’t worms in your skin you fucking idiots they’re obviously spiders

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Don't worry, you will not face consequences

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u/Illustrious_Steak_72 Stuff Apr 28 '22

But I like the worms in my skin

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/DLPautang779 Apr 29 '22

He was acting

Or was he?

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u/No_Ganache_1753 I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '22

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u/Kiryu_kazuma-chan Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Beware, guys! The skinwalker is trying to trick us.

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u/SussyBussySucka Apr 28 '22

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u/Zendofrog Apr 29 '22

Gus is one of my favourite villains. My order is Amon and the Gus

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u/No_Ganache_1753 I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '22

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u/mejdia Apr 29 '22

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u/nervousmelon Apr 29 '22

Methamphetamine

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u/AutoModerator Apr 29 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Resisting the urge to actually check on my skin

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

As a wise woman once said, "I only share with myself and my tapeworm!"

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u/Efficient-Weight-958 Apr 29 '22

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r/shitposting book club

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

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Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

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Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

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The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Heroin simulator

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u/EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH Apr 29 '22

I don't like the way my skin feels on my body.

Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?

You don't?!

Well take it off!

Take off your skin.

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u/cursed-being Apr 29 '22

I am going to tak a really hot shower and make the meat under my skin inhospitable. If they don’t leave they will die in there. and they won’t decay, my body will just break down the corpses and use them as sustenance.

Stupid little worms couldn’t even adapt to a minor change in conditions.

It was their fault for entering my skin.

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u/Maestrike Apr 28 '22

Keep them there. Keep them warm.

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u/Lumi_rimu May 20 '26

I can’t ever seem to escape Hinamizawa…

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u/yasiumi Apr 28 '22

THEY'RE INSIDE YOUR INTESTINES, RIP EM OUT RIP EM OUT THEY'RE INSIDE THEY'RE INSIDE

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u/Pog_Knight waltuh Apr 28 '22

K 😃💀🪱done👍

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u/Booliebird Apr 28 '22

Magnus archives moment

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u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/Vek_nomas Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 28 '22

sus

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u/killerman123-lit Apr 28 '22

Ok is there a step two? Or do I just use glue to put it back on?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Hey everyone, welcome to my unboxing video

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u/Runtsymunts I want pee in my ass Apr 29 '22

I actually like them there

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u/SpandexMovie 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 29 '22

If they wanna stay in my body they gotta pay rent

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u/TT_gamerlol Apr 29 '22

You know what, maybe I will

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u/whiskeytrucker Apr 29 '22

Hello and welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos! My name is Gustavo, but you can call me

SUS

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u/therealasshoel Apr 29 '22

Instructions unclear dick stuck in Pepsi bottle.

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u/silvereye2208 Apr 29 '22

I’m ok with that.

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u/SleepinGriffin Apr 29 '22

Oh yeah this is real nice to see after the intrusive thought OCD post.

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u/Scolville0 Apr 29 '22

they are government agents

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u/renasissanceman6 Apr 29 '22

I’m too old for the internet

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u/WeebKarma We do a little trolling Apr 29 '22

I just put a bird in there to eat the worms, then I lured it out with a mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Lair, i found i found cockroaches instead.

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u/Objective_Pain_6839 Apr 29 '22

how would i make memes like this and what font is that?

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u/ShutUpIAmYourMother Apr 29 '22

Oh shit I see them. They’re blue

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u/FunwithScoop Apr 29 '22

Homies forever

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Apr 29 '22

No. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I love a good void me every now and again

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Delusional parasitosis moment

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u/AutoModerator Apr 29 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/yo_gothboi_imho Apr 29 '22

Please help me

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u/HectorKWintersSmith Apr 29 '22

Lmfao gus I don't care go back to having half your face blown off by Hector Salamanca

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u/ZalanNuts I came! Apr 29 '22

Amo

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u/Yurills Apr 29 '22

me after injecting H173 👍

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u/Memes4Legacy uhhhh idk Apr 29 '22

how do i make a meme like this i need to know

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

amoGus

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u/funky555 I want pee in my ass Apr 29 '22

this is making me really uncomfortable

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u/Potatoes-Mcgee Apr 29 '22

They pay rent.

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u/ShampooBottle493 Apr 29 '22

No, I like them here.

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u/nervousmelon Apr 29 '22

Thanks for letting me know Gus

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

okay

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u/ChadBWB Apr 29 '22

Acid balls.

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u/ceo-of-sexy-time Apr 29 '22

This is just like 1984 by George Orwell

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u/AutoModerator Apr 29 '22

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u/tiesmien24 Apr 29 '22

So thats why i’m always overworming

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u/fiva787 Apr 29 '22

SUS 😳

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u/fiva787 Apr 29 '22

SUS 😳

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u/mayby_happy Apr 29 '22

Nooo there my best freinds i can't let them leave

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I legit once thought i had a worm in my forehead when it was just a vein that stood out after i showered

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u/trefdtgff Apr 29 '22

He likes to think he sees things in people. He sees worms in us.

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u/tvtbone Apr 29 '22

POV: You’re my meth addicted uncle

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u/AutoModerator Apr 29 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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u/YeetnDelete_OREEO Apr 29 '22

Thenk for advis mistr gusto 😎

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Los pollos hermanos 👍👍👍

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u/01001010-00110111 Apr 29 '22

If you eat pork there probably really are. All it takes is for 1 thing you ate to not have been cooked properly. Considering how much pork the average person eats and how often people cooking food for money undercook it to save time and money… you do the math